SATCHMO

Yeah, maybe you could move it to the sexual experience thread

Burning Down

That's just what I was thinking. I didn't want to say anything though!

djchameleon

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
It doesn't matter to me but majority of the time I have to take them off because of the picky female I'm with.

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
I'm not around enough to really choose one. There was one that rubbed me the wrong way but I've long forgotten his name.

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
I have the memory of a goldfish so if something strange happened to me it's long gone from my memory.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
I'm going to call up Johnny Depp and go live on his island. Yes that's right I have Johnny Depp's number on speed dial in case of a zombie outbreak emergency.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
I would decline that meal. I don't want to eat my favorite food one last time before I die. I'll be so stressed out eating the last morsel of it and it would finalize the situation even more.

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
Pogs!!!

WolfAtTheDoor

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
In some weird kind of way I sort of enjoy it, especially if the girl is wearing socks... it's sort of like how a girl wearing shoes during sex is a turn-on, except it's only halfway there and a little bit smellier.

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
I rarely use this account and from my previous two accounts (hobojesus and TrampInaTux) I can't really remember anyone as I was about 15 then...

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
I'm not very experienced in the surreal

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
Norton Antivirus. That'll get rid of the bastards.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
The hottest curry then can find. You shit yourself when you die, so I want to give them something to remember.

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
Super Mario World

VeggieLover

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
umm...no. It looks too funny and then i get to laughing...and thats not really the objective now is it, plus then the poor guy gets all embarrassed and thats no good either.

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
no specific member has really given me any cause to dislike them. The ones involved in that Tanner99 ordeal in artists corner w/ vegangelica kinda made me loose faith in humanity, but most ppl do that at some point in their lives.

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
I got a hug from God once, that was cool. other than that id have to say hiccuping and coughing at the same time is a pretty strange experiance.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
hole up! puh-lease! If we're all gonna be turned into the undead anyway, we might as well go down with a fight and have some fun. I'd say a sword (cuttona perhaps?) and a flamethrower would be my weapons of choice.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
mmm jeez idk, i think id have other things on my mind. I guess some of those salmon spring roles from this asian cafe we have...and my friend's mom's veggie lasagna yummy

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
laser tag!

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FETCHER.

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
done wear them, ever haah!
2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
i dont dislike anyone, i generally get on with everyone so far : )
3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
i dunno, in my work theres a plant room which is in the basement, its very creepy. plus someone died in our games hall, n i think its haunted! n someone died in the spinfit hall, which usedto be a squash court, he died of a heart attack. its so creepy in my work haha!
4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
ASDA!! the place to be, asda has everything a person could ever need
5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
haggis & tatties (potatoes) n a glass of irn bru
6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
in primary we used to play a game called "catch my shaddow" where if you stood on someones shaddow they became 'het' n if you wer in the shaddow, & your full shaddow was in the shaddow they couldnt catch you. that was so confusing to write but i loved that game back in the day!

Zarko

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
Personal preference, neither for nor against. As long as they aren't on in the morn
2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
No one really. A few have rubbed me the wrong way, but thats mainly due to attitude (Starts with a 'c', ends with a '2')
3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
The strangest thing is probably the fact that nothing strange has happened to me You get those occasions where you SWEAR you dreamed of an event before it happens, but generally thats just your mind playing tricks on you. I'm sure there's been something, but nothing springs to mind.
4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
Often thought of this tbh You want a place where you are comfortable, but also one that isn't too wide open, so you can minimise the avenues you can get attacked from. But in the same vein, you don't want to hole yourself up, because if you are caught you are a goner. Might have to ponder this for a while... A shopping mall is a good idea on one hand, everything to need, plenty of places to hide, but there are too many avenues of entrance to cover. Depends what sort of zombies also. 28 Days Later, insane/fast types, or slow arse things...
5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
I DO like the poison laced food, shove it in the face of the executioner. Spaghetti Bolognaise, with a side of chicken parmigiana and a steak n potatoes for dessert.
6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
The name escapes me for now, but the one where there was one 'guard' who had to stand next to a stationary object, and everyone else playing had to sneak up to it and touch the box before the guard touched you. Played at night time generally to add to the difficulty. Another favourite was a variation on tee ball using cricket stumps and apples. Not to mention the soccer one, bowl a basketball underarm and the kicker had to kick the ball away, and there was a cone 3 metres away and you had to run to and fro, tippy go, highest scorer wins. Wasn't averse to a plain old cricket match either, backyard of course.

Flower Child

1. What is your stance on wearing socks during sex?
You can guarantee I won't have any on.

2. Which MB member do you dislike the most, and why?
Mirrorball (and some random number). I really, really loathe him.

3. What's the strangest thing to ever happen to you?
I have really weird sleeping habits. I sleep walk all the time, and I'll wake up in weird parts of my house with my shirt on backwards. And ever since I woke up to a huge (I'm talking mammoth sized) spider crawing on me in bed, I have had these weird spells where I will wake up screaming because I swore there was a spider on me when there really wasn't.

4. In case of a zombie outbreak, where would you hole up, and why?
We have a tornado shelter full of weapons, ammo, and enough water and canned food to last us a month.

5. You're about to be executed. What's your last meal request?
Extra spicey Jambalya. And Tiramisu for dessert, not that watered down cool whip Tiramisu you get in resturaunts but the real homeade deal. And some hard Runts (the candy).

6. What is your favorite game from childhood?
Playing Diddy Kong Racing with my brother on our Nintendo 64.

SATCHMO

I have a very vivid recurring dream that someone comes in my room and puts tarantulas underneath my covers. I usually wake up jumping out of my bed and freaking out for a little bit.

BTown

Those were the days. I was more into Mario Kart though.

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