The Saturday 6-Pack

LoathsomePete · 06-27-2009, 04:13 PM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

I don't normally listen to his music, but in grade 10 my Geometry teacher use to put on Thriller on a weekly basis and I really came to like the song "The Girl is Mine"

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

"Bad" I wish all gangs would settle their differences by dancing instead of resorting to violence and murder

3. Can you moonwalk?

No, when I attempt to dance it looks like a cross between slaughtering an animal and unanesthetized bowel surgery.

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

My stepdad still has a vinyl copy of Thriller that he bought in 1982 which he'll more than likely try to flog on eBay.

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?

A little from column A and a little from column B

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

If I can't remember any of them then they're obviously not funny so I'd have to say I don't have one.

crash_override · 06-27-2009, 06:27 PM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Lyrical quality : Man in the Mirror.

To Rock Out To: Dirty Diana.

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

Thriller, I've never been a fan of videos though.

3. Can you moonwalk?

Negative.

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

Off The Wall
Bad
Thriller
Dangerous

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?

Innocent dude. Just misunderstood, and taken advantage of.

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

People don't make jokes about Michael Jackson.... Do they?

Schredds · 06-27-2009, 07:53 PM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Billie Jean
2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?
None of them, Video doesnt make a song good

3. Can you moonwalk?
Never tried, probably not though I not a very good dancer, altough, I would probably try to if I was drunk

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?
Neither me or any of my family members own a michael jackson album

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?
Predatory paedophile, weather the music he made was good or not the guy was a ****in freak, and had severe mental issues, I couldnt care less that he is gone, and its a shame that Farrah Fawcette's death got overlooked as soon as Jackson died, I mean cmon farrahs waaaay hotter than Jackson, hah.

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...
What did Michael Jackson say when he got to the pearly gates of heaven?................................Where's the baby jesus, lol.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight years olds?............................................. ....Cuz there's twenty of them!!!!

boo boo · 06-27-2009, 09:16 PM

Oooooh, trashing his death, music and cracking pedo jokes. Racey.

That's about as original as a Stone Temple Pilots album.

Schredds · 06-27-2009, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo

Oooooh, trashing his death, music and cracking pedo jokes. Racey.

That's about as original as a Stone Temple Pilots album.

Hahah, I have an opinion about the guy so wut, just cuz I dont like him or dont feel bad cuz he died, doent make it wrong, at least I have an opinion and arent scared of stating it, or pretending to have an opinion thats the same as everyone elses.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-27-2009, 09:29 PM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Billie Jean

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

Thriller

3. Can you moonwalk?

Not sure I can, but I can try!

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

My dad owned Thriller on vinal and the greatest hits.

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?

Peter Pan, had no childhood for feck sake.

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

My dad told me this yesterday: When Michael Jackson died, the time was when the big hand was on the little hand!

Dr_Rez · 06-28-2009, 01:50 PM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

3. Can you moonwalk?

Yes...

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

I own all on mp3, 2 on cd, and 1 on vinyl.

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?
Predatory Paedophile says what?

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

Really no need to make jokes.

Burning Down · 06-28-2009, 03:41 PM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

It's a tie between "Smooth Criminal" and "Thriller"

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

"Thriller," hands down

3. Can you moonwalk?

Unfortunately, no

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

My parents have all of them, my mom has a lot of Jackson 5 stuff, and I've got the 25th anniversary Thriller.

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?

I don't think he was really that bad of a guy. Remember that he was pushed into the spotlight by his **** of a father when he was like, 5 years old. He was massively ****ed up and massively talented. You need to seperate the two.

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

Q: What do McDonald's and MJ have in common?
A: They both put meat between buns.

spark10036 · 06-28-2009, 04:38 PM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Give in to me

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

Thriller

3. Can you moonwalk?

No, but a friend told me that he is going to teach me

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

I have HIStory, my dad has "We Are the World" on vinyl, don't know if that counts...

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?

don't know...

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

never liked them...

Dr_Rez · 06-28-2009, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spark10036

3. Can you moonwalk?

No, but a friend told me that he is going to teach me

You better keep on that *******, make sure he does.

06-27-2009, 04:13 PM	#2101 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? I don't normally listen to his music, but in grade 10 my Geometry teacher use to put on Thriller on a weekly basis and I really came to like the song "The Girl is Mine" 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? "Bad" I wish all gangs would settle their differences by dancing instead of resorting to violence and murder 3. Can you moonwalk? No, when I attempt to dance it looks like a cross between slaughtering an animal and unanesthetized bowel surgery. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? My stepdad still has a vinyl copy of Thriller that he bought in 1982 which he'll more than likely try to flog on eBay. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? A little from column A and a little from column B 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... If I can't remember any of them then they're obviously not funny so I'd have to say I don't have one. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

06-27-2009, 09:29 PM	#2106 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Billie Jean 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller 3. Can you moonwalk? Not sure I can, but I can try! 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? My dad owned Thriller on vinal and the greatest hits. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Peter Pan, had no childhood for feck sake. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... My dad told me this yesterday: When Michael Jackson died, the time was when the big hand was on the little hand! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

06-28-2009, 01:50 PM	#2107 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? 3. Can you moonwalk? Yes... 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I own all on mp3, 2 on cd, and 1 on vinyl. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Predatory Paedophile says what? 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Really no need to make jokes. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

06-28-2009, 04:38 PM	#2109 (permalink)
spark10036 locomotive power Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: too drunk to remember Posts: 518	1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Give in to me 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Thriller 3. Can you moonwalk? No, but a friend told me that he is going to teach me 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? I have HIStory, my dad has "We Are the World" on vinyl, don't know if that counts... 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? don't know... 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... never liked them... __________________ ...siempre es possible

06-27-2009, 07:53 PM	#2103 (permalink)
Schredds Special K Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 198	1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Billie Jean 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? None of them, Video doesnt make a song good 3. Can you moonwalk? Never tried, probably not though I not a very good dancer, altough, I would probably try to if I was drunk 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? Neither me or any of my family members own a michael jackson album 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Predatory paedophile, weather the music he made was good or not the guy was a **in freak, and had severe mental issues, I couldnt care less that he is gone, and its a shame that Farrah Fawcette's death got overlooked as soon as Jackson died, I mean cmon farrahs waaaay hotter than Jackson, hah. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...** What did Michael Jackson say when he got to the pearly gates of heaven?................................Where's the baby jesus, lol. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight years olds?............................................. ....Cuz there's twenty of them!!!!

06-28-2009, 03:41 PM	#2108 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? It's a tie between "Smooth Criminal" and "Thriller" 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? "Thriller," hands down 3. Can you moonwalk? Unfortunately, no 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? My parents have all of them, my mom has a lot of Jackson 5 stuff, and I've got the 25th anniversary Thriller. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? I don't think he was really that bad of a guy. Remember that he was pushed into the spotlight by his ** of a father when he was like, 5 years old. He was massively ed up and massively talented. You need to seperate the two. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...** Q: What do McDonald's and MJ have in common? A: They both put meat between buns.