The Saturday 6-Pack

jackhammer · 06-21-2009, 06:39 PM

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Schredds · 06-21-2009, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

WB Schredds!

Hey brother, wuts happenin', been working lots, too much!

crash_override · 06-21-2009, 07:53 PM

1. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No, always in slip-on mode.

2. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
My Weiner.

3. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most?
Luanne from King of The Hill.

4. What was the worst punishment you received at school?
They took away my work permit once, so i lost my job.

5. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
Of course, what does having a house have to do with being alive?

6. What does your toothbrush look like?
Rather grimey.

Freebase Dali · 06-23-2009, 01:10 AM

1. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No. I don't wear Chucks.

2. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
My imagination.

3. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most?
Jessica Rabbit.

4. What was the worst punishment you received at school?
Corporal Punishment, back when it was allowed. It was just humiliating more than painful.

5. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
Sure. You don't need mouth-to-mouth in CPR. Compression is enough. And to think, we've been necking with corpses all this time, for nothing.

6. What does your toothbrush look like?

right-track · 06-27-2009, 06:16 AM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

3. Can you moonwalk?

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

boo boo · 06-27-2009, 06:42 AM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Damn tough one, I used to say Billie Jean. But now I'm thinking either Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough or Rock With You.

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?

Why Thriller of course.

3. Can you moonwalk?

No.

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?

I have Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad and Dangerous all on my iTunes.

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?

I don't think he was a pedo.

A weirdo, sure, an unfit parent, sure, a very disturbed human being, very much so. But I've always thought of the guy as being somewhat asexual, I don't think his fascination with children was a sexual thing, he just wanted to be around them because he had this unhealthy obession with his lost childhood.

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

**Janszoon** · 06-27-2009, 06:47 AM

1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
"Smooth Criminal"

2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video?
Probably also "Smooth Criminal", although "Thriller" is pretty rad too.

3. Can you moonwalk?
Heh. I haven't tried since I was about eight so probably not.

4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)?
Yes, I own Off the Wall, Thriller and Bad.

5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile?
Neither but leaning toward Peter Pan I guess. I don't think he was a pedophile.

6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...
Last night I read that in the past few months he had been working out with Lou Ferrigno. The image that conjured up in my mind was way funnier than any Michael Jackson joke I've ever heard.

**Janszoon** · 06-27-2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

I don't think he was a pedo.

A weirdo, sure, an unfit parent, sure, a very disturbed human being, very much so. But I've always thought of the guy as being somewhat asexual, I don't think his fascination with children was a sexual thing, he just wanted to be around them because he had this unhealthy obession with his lost childhood.

That pretty much sums up my take on him too. You expressed it a lot better than I did though.

boo boo · 06-27-2009, 07:01 AM

Yeah, and because I don't think he was a pedo, it kinda ruins all the "Michael Jackson is a pedo" jokes for me, one bright side now that he's gone is that people will put an end to all that, because it was getting really really old. People should start joking about someone that really is a pedophile, like I dunno, Ronald McDonald.

A lot of the Michael Jackson jokes just weren't that funny to begin with, though that one episode South Park did was pretty classic.

right-track · 06-27-2009, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

That pretty much sums up my take on him too. You expressed it a lot better than I did though.

It's also the way I see it. More of a Peter Pan figure desperately trying to make up for a lost childhood. Obviously a man with deep issues.
Paying off the family that first time wasn't a good idea. Probably gave the green light to just about anyone on the make.

06-21-2009, 06:39 PM	#2081 (permalink)
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Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	1. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No. I don't wear Chucks. 2. What was your favorite toy as a kid? My imagination. 3. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most? Jessica Rabbit. 4. What was the worst punishment you received at school? Corporal Punishment, back when it was allowed. It was just humiliating more than painful. 5. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Sure. You don't need mouth-to-mouth in CPR. Compression is enough. And to think, we've been necking with corpses all this time, for nothing. 6. What does your toothbrush look like? __________________

06-27-2009, 06:16 AM	#2085 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Saturday 6 Pack: 'Special Michael Jackson Edition' 1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? 3. Can you moonwalk? 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is...

06-27-2009, 06:47 AM	#2087 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	1. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? "Smooth Criminal" 2. Your favourite Michael Jackson video? Probably also "Smooth Criminal", although "Thriller" is pretty rad too. 3. Can you moonwalk? Heh. I haven't tried since I was about eight so probably not. 4. Do you or any member of your family own a Michael Jackson album and if so, which one(s)? Yes, I own Off the Wall, Thriller and Bad. 5. Innocent Peter Pan, or predatory paedophile? Neither but leaning toward Peter Pan I guess. I don't think he was a pedophile. 6.Your favourite Michael Jackson joke is... Last night I read that in the past few months he had been working out with Lou Ferrigno. The image that conjured up in my mind was way funnier than any Michael Jackson joke I've ever heard. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm