SATCHMO

1) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I like to drink the water that most people drain from tuna fish cans. Is that weird enough for you? That's just the tip of the iceberg of my gastronimical habits.

2) If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?
Probably Oreo cookies, or beer. Beer's food, right?

3) If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
Hey, Who Let This Guy In?

4) Which celebrity would you most like to see assassinated?
Drew Barrymore

5) If you could have a theme song play behind you every time you entered a room, what would it be and why?
Misirlou-Dick Dale. Its the "theme song" to Pulp Fiction. I think it sets an appropriate ambience for the energy I bring into a room, that or Carmina Burana - Gustav Holst, for the very same reason.

6) At once, how many Dwarfs do you think you could take out in a fight?
Just one - The King Dwarf, then all the other dwarves will bow to me as their master, just like all the flying monkeys did when Dorothy whacked the Wicked Witch of the West.

jackhammer

1) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Plantain or squid. Both were rank.

2) If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?
Home made roast potatoes.

3) If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
Tosser.

4) Which celebrity would you most like to see assassinated?
Simon Cowell.

5) If you could have a theme song play behind you every time you entered a room, what would it be and why?
Stigmata by Ministry. It's abrasive, noisy but with a great drum pattern.

6) At once, how many Dwarfs do you think you could take out in a fight?
Dunno. I have heard Snow White is fucking grumpy....

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The Unfan

1) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Balut.

2) If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?
Tacos.

3) If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
How To Destroy The Human Spirit In 10 Easy Steps

4) Which celebrity would you most like to see assassinated?
TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

5) If you could have a theme song play behind you every time you entered a room, what would it be and why?
O Fortuna because I'm the greatest thing to ever exist and that song defines awesome.

6) At once, how many Dwarfs do you think you could take out in a fight?
Midgets or the guys with beards and axes?

djchameleon

1) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
not the weirdest out there but it was pretty nasty....cow tongue

2) If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?
chicken patties!
3) If someone wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
Heaven and Earth: The struggling balance of two opposite polars

4) Which celebrity would you most like to see assassinated?
thom yorke and I want to do it personally

5) If you could have a theme song play behind you every time you entered a room, what would it be and why?
Steve Miller's Fly like an eagle......I'm such a slacker that I feel like time keeps on slipping by and I'm always late or doing something last minute.

6) At once, how many Dwarfs do you think you could take out in a fight?
If I bring a keg with me, I wouldn't have to fight any of them....just instigate the fight and get them to fight each other....gotta love drunken dwarves

right-track

This weeks 6-Pack questions are;

1) Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

2) Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

3) What is a personality trait in others that really irritates you?

4) Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?

5) When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?

6) Did America really put a man on the moon?

sleepy jack

1) Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Pessimistic hah.

2) Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Um, good at like reading and breathing and walking.
bad at cooking, kissing and dancing.

3) What is a personality trait in others that really irritates you?
Ignorance.

4) Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Older, particularly on this site.

5) When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?
I want to be mummified and put on display.

6) Did America really put a man on the moon?
I don't know man, it's hard to tell since camera's were so ****ty back then.

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Seltzer

1) Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
That's quite hard to say really. I'd say I'm cynical and realistic but not pessimistic. However, by modern standards, cynicism is considered pessimism.

2) Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good at academia in general, being lazy, cricket.

Bad at cooking, breathing and being normal. And woodwork/drawing.

3) What is a personality trait in others that really irritates you?
It was ignorance until I realised that practically everyone considers everyone else ignorant in some way when you consider that ignorance by definition isn't meant to be used as an insult - 'ignotas' means 'unknown', 'unacquainted' in Latin and isn't necessarily derogatory. It simply means one doesn't know something.

My point is that there are so many facets of the world that even the most inquisitive person will not be able to cover everything in their lifetime and will appear ignorant in the eyes of another person who has a different career/interests to that person. I'm ignorant of politics and current events but I am quite knowledgeable in other areas. It's really not a bad thing.

But feigning knowledge of something while being vastly ignorant as a charlatan would, isn't exactly a pleasant trait. I'd say close-mindedness is probably my most despised trait though.

4) Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Older.

5) When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?
Buried most likely.

6) Did America really put a man on the moon?
No idea. I'm leaning towards yes.

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The Unfan

1) Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic for the most part.

2) Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good at speaking, managing money, and scrutiny.
Bad at guitar, swimming, this internet thing.

3) What is a personality trait in others that really irritates you?
Pessimism.

4) Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Typically younger people say I act younger and older people say I act older. I'm not sure what to take from that though.

5) When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?
Donated to science.
6) Did America really put a man on the moon?
Yes.

jackhammer

1) Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I try to be as optimistic as possible.

2) Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Good at: Cooking, organisation and film/music knowledge.

Bad at:Managing money, self motivation and a set career path.

3) What is a personality trait in others that really irritates you?
Pessimism.

4) Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
Younger. Most people are completely shocked that I have children and that the eldest is 14.

5) When you die, would you rather be buried or cremated?
Cremated, it has already been sorted. There is barely enough room on this planet as it is without my stinking carcass littering the place. I also have a donor card and they can take what they want if it helps others. The liver will be shot though
6) Did America really put a man on the moon?
No. It was all one big con.

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