Schredds

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Grab the Louisville, I honestly hope it never happens because Id probably kill the person who was breaking into my house
2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
Oh god theres been too many, lol, I would say though the worst dreams to have is when your significant other is cheating on you, oh man those are bad.
3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
ahh, Ive never had a long streak of bad luck really it just comes here n there for me

4. First experience with death.
The first expirience with death that actually bothered me was when my grandma died

[B]5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
One album eh, thats though, I cant do it, Im gonna say my Ipod.

6. Why do people suffer?
it depends on what kind of suffering we're talking about, I would say its a little bit of bad luck and a band hand dealt at birth mixed with the fact that humans have feelings

Alfred

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
"Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.
A wet one.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I don't know, I'm usually pretty lucky.

4. First experience with death.
My great aunt's death prolly when I was 5.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
The Clash "London Calling"

6. Why do people suffer?
Because other people allow them to suffer.

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Surell

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Look at my door for awhile seeing if they came back for my new X Box.

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
Hell you know the one.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
Probably when I lost some things. I'm a pretty lucky guy really.

4. First experience with death.
Probably when my grandma's dog died or when his mother (my dog) died. My dog, She-Ra (I think is how it was spelled), died from being sick and old age and stuff. My dad accidentally ran over my grandma's dog, Smokey, when he was sitting under my dad's truck. He was deaf so he didn't hear it start or anything.

God damn that was sad.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
My compilation of every song ever. That or... I dunno, any important, genre bending album really. But a good one at that.

6. Why do people suffer?
If they're not being made to suffer by an unstoppable suffering force, then they're letting themselves suffer.

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Bulldog

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Release the hounds.

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.
Can't remember. I do tend to have pretty vivid dreams after a heavy night's drinking, which I never have any memory of after waking up.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I don't think I've ever had a streak of bad luck. Just the odd bit here and there.

4. First experience with death.
My Grandpa's death when I was 10 is the first one I remember.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
I'd answer this, but I'd give the end of my list thread away.

6. Why do people suffer?
Money.

SATCHMO

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Pack a bong hit?

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.
Last week I had a dream that someone came into my room while I was sleeping and threw a tarantula in my bed, which caused me to wake up (in real life)running and screaming from my bedroom. I had a tough time explaining things to my housemates who were laughing hysterically.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
There's no such thing as bad luck.

4. First experience with death.
My most bizarre and painful:I had an awesome friend who was very brilliant and very schizophrenic. He thought he was Jesus Christ, and he was such a ****ing beautiful person that my friends and I were beginning to believe him. Well he ended up hanging himself from a highway overpass with the strap off his duffel bag on Good Friday. I was the last person to talk to him. I was a wreck for a while.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Planet Rock by Afrika Bambaata and the Soul Sonic Force, Cuz' then everyone would start breakin' like a muhfukah

6. Why do people suffer?
The illusory perception of duality between polar opposites

lucifer_sam

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Smile and nod.

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.
A vivid nightmare a while ago where I witnessed public executions.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I have bad days, weeks and months but I can't say that I ever attributed them to bad luck.

4. First experience with death.
Great-grandfather's funeral when I was thirteen.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
The Best of Marcel Marceau...forty minutes of silence followed by applause.

6. Why do people suffer?
Because others don't.

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mannny

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Hide under the covers.
2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
I never, ever have ****ed up dreams. There always just about some routine thing that I do. Nothing exciting ever happens in my dreams.
3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I don't think I've ever really had a streak of bad luck
4. First experience with death.
My dog, when I was like 10. Best dog ever.
5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Beethoven's piano sonatas
6. Why do people suffer?
Greed. People are never content with what they have.

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savannah

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?


those who come to my house unannounced get shot out,.....ask my frined lj,...i've shot at him the most


2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.

so,...one time i had this dream and convinced myself that kyle, donna, and i could live like abunch of mormons,.....that was pretty ****ed up,.....
or,....

for the past 6 years about once a month i dream someone is tryin to get me,.......i cant wake up until i kill them,....and it normally involves me hacking them up

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?

meh

4. First experience with death.

that i can remember well,......in jr high, my step grandfather, who i was very close too passed away due to pancreatic cancer,.......

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?

possum kingdom - the toadies

6. Why do people suffer?

because y'all ate the damn apple

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dac

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Panic, grab a bat out of my closet.

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.
Abducted by aliens. At least, I think that was a dream...

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
Nothing really comes to mind.

4. First experience with death.
Grandfather died 2 days after a doctor told him he'd live another ten years easily.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Kid A

6. Why do people suffer?
Because governments and rich people want more power and money instead of a flourishing society.

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jackhammer

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
As long as it wasn't my back door being smashed open I would stand in front of my family and do whatever was neccessary.

2. Most fucked up dream you've ever had.
The one where i was a moderator on MB and reading all manner of bizarre and stupid posts.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
See above
4. First experience with death.
I found our family dog dead in the morning when I was 12. I was remarkably calm.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
A photo album

6. Why do people suffer?

Existence is equilibrium. We have to suffer to appreciate the joys.

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