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Old 01-31-2009, 10:29 AM   #1321 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
Probably my skinnyness...

2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
What now?

3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
Baseball game.

4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Umm... I can't remember actually.

5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
A dollar.

6. What is the answer to this question?
Yes
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:38 AM   #1322 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
Probably my drunkard gut.

2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch. It's the only way really.

3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
I used to make meat pies and burgers for Aberdeen FC supporters at the Pittodrie stadium on matchdays, so whatever their last home game was last season. I think it was against Rangers.

4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Can't really remember either.

5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
His book of cheap-arse pasta recipes.

6. What is the answer to this question?
Absolutely.
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:05 AM   #1323 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
Some people claim I have bad hair. =/
2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
I actually wipe my ass with origami.
3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
Oh dear. I haven't seen anything since a November Pens game against the Nucks. Been meaning to, really.
4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Dead silence is how I would describe everybody's reaction.
5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
Drum set. Friend's is pretty damn nice and it sounds wonderful.
6. What is the answer to this question?
It is.
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Old 01-31-2009, 12:24 PM   #1324 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
Hmmm... so many to choose from.

2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold.

3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
A Cubs game (that's baseball by the way) about five years ago.

4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
When I was in my teens I worked at a department store. One really slow night I ripped a really awful smelling fart up at the registers thinking no one would be around for a while. Unfortunately, immediately afterwards this elderly couple came up to my register. And right away the old woman started wrinkling up her nose and saying, "Good lord, what is that smell? It smells horrible".

5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
Nothing. I wouldn't steal from a friend.

6. What is the answer to this question?
Dirty Sanchez.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:07 PM   #1325 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
Hairy-ness.

2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
I never thought about it. I guess I FOLD.

3. What's the last sporting event you attended?


4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Can't remember.

5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
What I need I've stolen already

6. What is the answer to this question?
Yes, masturbation is healthy.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:31 PM   #1326 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
Physically? My lack of hair on my head, otherwise my inability to motivate myself.
2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch.
3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
Watching Cheltenham Town play at the Millenium Stadium in Wales.
4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
How is flatulence embarrassing? Perfectly natural.
5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
His drumming technique!
6. What is the answer to this question?
The question is the answer.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:32 PM   #1327 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
My hands are too small.
2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch, like I care enough to fold toilet paper, of all things. I have a hard enough time getting my laundry folded.
3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
Probably the last time I swam in a meet.
4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Recently, getting my car stuck in a friends driveway.
5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
His sword.
6. What is the answer to this question?
The answer is always Pi.
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Old 01-31-2009, 02:15 PM   #1328 (permalink)
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4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Recently, getting my car stuck in a friends driveway.
That's a hell of a fart if it could get your car stuck!
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Old 01-31-2009, 02:28 PM   #1329 (permalink)
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1. Whats your worst feature?
My nose.
2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold to begin with, then things just go...wrong.
3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
Speedway. Belle Vue Aces V. Coventry Bees.
4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Trapped by the window seat on a Boeing 747 next to a beautiful woman with a fat bastard who was fast asleep on the aisle seat.
I had a gargantuan fart brewing with nowhere to hide. My arsehole was twitching with the strain, until I finally had to let go.
The beautiful stranger flashed me a disgusted look like I'd just shit on the floor in front of her.
The Manc came out in me and I told her to "fuck off!"
5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
I'd rather cut my arm off than steal from a friend.
6. What is the answer to this question?
I know what the answer is cos it's my question.
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Old 01-31-2009, 02:43 PM   #1330 (permalink)
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4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
Dead silence is how I would describe everybody's reaction.
Dead people is how I would describe the reaction to mine.


1. Whats your worst feature?
My height.

2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Both I guess... does that make me a man?

3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
Unless local stock cars counts, it'd have to be a cricket one-dayer.

5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
The only thing I'd steal from a friend is their time.


6. What is the answer to this question?
I know what the answer is cos it's my question.

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