YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

1. What's the worst you've ever been ill?
Probably the time I had whooping cough. Nearly continuous uncontrollable coughing for a month or so followed by at least a year of periodic coughing fits. That sucked.

2. What is it you like most about the country of your birth?
The variety of stuff here, from the different groups of people who've made this place their home to wide ranging geography of the place.

3. What is it you hate most about the country of your birth?
Our sizable jackass demographic.

4. What's the biggest mistake that's been made in the world?
The creation of the concept of vengeance.

5. Where was the destination of your first aeroplane trip?
Orlando, Florida.

6. If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Whatever your wife/girlfriend says is the correct answer to this one is the correct answer.

1. What's the worst you've ever been ill?
I believe it was a perferated (sp?) ulcer. Or would I be dead? I dunno. I was in extreme pain. A "painful irritation of the stomach liner". Threw up 12 times in 16 hours, lost 15 lbs in two days, got a hallway spot in the ER on a stretcher on a Saturday night on an IV drip and some cool drugs.

2. What is it you like most about the country of your birth?
You don't need a green card.
/sarcasm.
/kinda.

3. What is it you hate most about the country of your birth?
I have a general disdain for the human race. That includes everyone from the oval office to skid row. Though I prefer conversations with those on the row.

4. What's the biggest mistake that's been made in the world?
The idea that we should trade things for more posessions, and that posessions = value and power. And the concept that power is "good".

5. Where was the destination of your first aeroplane trip?
Florida.

6. If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
I hope the woman is a psychiatrist, because that man is a textbook schizophrenic.

1. What's the worst you've ever been ill?
I had very bad bronchitis for the first year of my life, I spent most of that year in the hospital. I have been extremely healthy since.

2. What is it you like most about the country of your birth?
Chipotle.

3. What is it you hate most about the country of your birth?
O.A.R.

4. What's the biggest mistake that's been made in the world?
People believing in religion.

5. Where was the destination of your first aeroplane trip?
Tampa, Florida.

6. If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Men are never wrong. Also women should never be in the forest, unless someone has set up a makeshift kitchen, then it is ok.

1. What's the worst you've ever been ill?
Probably just flu.
2. What is it you like most about the country of your birth?
We're just so quaint!
3. What is it you hate most about the country of your birth?
Grumpy sods complaining about the weather.
4. What's the biggest mistake that's been made in the world?
The fact we never seem to learn
5. Where was the destination of your first aeroplane trip?
Greece i think, when i was a baby.
6. If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Well i always seem to be...

**** you buddy.
I spend about 10 months a year ruffing it in the woods and I am a women. I sure you a ****ing no clue what your talking about.

:rofl:

You failed to pick up on the obvious sarcasm in my post. Captain Caveman is probably the only member who really does agree with my statement.

I bet you only went for the weekend & got lost.

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