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Old 12-20-2008, 08:46 AM   #1191 (permalink)
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1. What's your favorite Christmas Carol?
"adeste fideles" or "oh christmas tree".

2. What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
stop-motion Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has the best characters in the history of televison.
Eon, Yukon Cornelius, Heatmeiser & Snowmeiser?
game over.

3. What's the best Christmas gift you ever received?
guitar.

4. What's your fondest Christmas memory?
my first white christmas.

5. Are you honestly offended when people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?
it doesn't really matter to me at all.

6. Were you aware that it wasn't until the latter part of the fourth century that the Roman Church began observing December 25th as Jesus' birthday and that it wasn't until the fifth century that the Church ordered the birth of Jesus to be forever observed on that date and that at the time of this decision the Roman Church knew that the pagan religious cults throughout the Roman and Creek world celebrated the pagan sun god, Mithra on the same day and and that when the Roman Julian Calendar in 46 BC was adopted, December 24th was the shortest day of the year and therefore December 25th was the first annual day that daylight began to increase and thus it was considered the Rebirth of the Sun and that the festival including colored lights (to ward off evil spirits) and gift giving, festive meals and of course decorated trees and that there are at least ten references in the bible warning that these green trees were associated with idolatry and pagan worship and that the alleged claim that Jesus was born on Christmas is false as no Sheppard are roaming the land in the dead of winter and were you also aware that the Scottish church, English church and American puritans all tried to ban Christmas because it's a pagan holiday which is completely true? So in conclusion: in celebrating Christmas you're actually participating in Pagan sacrilege and you're probably going to hell.

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Old 12-20-2008, 09:36 AM   #1192 (permalink)
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1. What's your favorite Christmas Carol?
That one where you just kinda mumble in a high pitched voice. It's catchy.

2. What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
Home Alone 2

3. What's the best Christmas gift you ever received?
Green Converse All-Stars

4. What's your fondest Christmas memory?
When I was little my Grandpa came into the house dressed as Santa and I sat on his lap. I was like two, but I still remember it.

5. Are you honestly offended when people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?
Not really. If they wanna be all politically correct, then that's their problem.

6. Were you aware that it wasn't until the latter part of the fourth century that the Roman Church began observing December 25th as Jesus' birthday and that it wasn't until the fifth century that the Church ordered the birth of Jesus to be forever observed on that date and that at the time of this decision the Roman Church knew that the pagan religious cults throughout the Roman and Creek world celebrated the pagan sun god, Mithra on the same day and and that when the Roman Julian Calendar in 46 BC was adopted, December 24th was the shortest day of the year and therefore December 25th was the first annual day that daylight began to increase and thus it was considered the Rebirth of the Sun and that the festival including colored lights (to ward off evil spirits) and gift giving, festive meals and of course decorated trees and that there are at least ten references in the bible warning that these green trees were associated with idolatry and pagan worship and that the alleged claim that Jesus was born on Christmas is false as no Sheppard are roaming the land in the dead of winter and were you also aware that the Scottish church, English church and American puritans all tried to ban Christmas because it's a pagan holiday which is completely true? So in conclusion: in celebrating Christmas you're actually participating in Pagan sacrilege and you're probably going to hell.
Yeah.
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Old 12-20-2008, 09:58 AM   #1193 (permalink)
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1. What's your favorite Christmas Carol?
i do not listen to christmas carols,.....

2. What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
die hard

3. What's the best Christmas gift you ever received?
nothing really sticks out in my mind

4. What's your fondest Christmas memory?
i dont have one

5. Are you honestly offended when people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?

hell no

6. Were you aware that it wasn't until the latter part of the fourth century that the Roman Church began observing December 25th as Jesus' birthday and that it wasn't until the fifth century that the Church ordered the birth of Jesus to be forever observed on that date and that at the time of this decision the Roman Church knew that the pagan religious cults throughout the Roman and Creek world celebrated the pagan sun god, Mithra on the same day and and that when the Roman Julian Calendar in 46 BC was adopted, December 24th was the shortest day of the year and therefore December 25th was the first annual day that daylight began to increase and thus it was considered the Rebirth of the Sun and that the festival including colored lights (to ward off evil spirits) and gift giving, festive meals and of course decorated trees and that there are at least ten references in the bible warning that these green trees were associated with idolatry and pagan worship and that the alleged claim that Jesus was born on Christmas is false as no Sheppard are roaming the land in the dead of winter and were you also aware that the Scottish church, English church and American puritans all tried to ban Christmas because it's a pagan holiday which is completely true? So in conclusion: in celebrating Christmas you're actually participating in Pagan sacrilege and you're probably going to hell.
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:30 AM   #1194 (permalink)
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1. What's your favorite Christmas Carol?
Feliz Navidad.

2. What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
Black Christmas (not the remake...ewwww)

3. What's the best Christmas gift you ever received?
a katana, and a skull pipe.

4. What's your fondest Christmas memory?
Can't remember I was rolling the whole time.

5. Are you honestly offended when people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?

Are you kidding? You guys thought my questions were stupid. What the **** is this ****?

6. Were you aware that it wasn't until the latter part of the fourth century that the Roman Church began observing December 25th as Jesus' birthday and that it wasn't until the fifth century that the Church ordered the birth of Jesus to be forever observed on that date and that at the time of this decision the Roman Church knew that the pagan religious cults throughout the Roman and Creek world celebrated the pagan sun god, Mithra on the same day and and that when the Roman Julian Calendar in 46 BC was adopted, December 24th was the shortest day of the year and therefore December 25th was the first annual day that daylight began to increase and thus it was considered the Rebirth of the Sun and that the festival including colored lights (to ward off evil spirits) and gift giving, festive meals and of course decorated trees and that there are at least ten references in the bible warning that these green trees were associated with idolatry and pagan worship and that the alleged claim that Jesus was born on Christmas is false as no Sheppard are roaming the land in the dead of winter and were you also aware that the Scottish church, English church and American puritans all tried to ban Christmas because it's a pagan holiday which is completely true? So in conclusion: in celebrating Christmas you're actually participating in Pagan sacrilege and you're probably going to hell.

*sigh* I observe the solstice.
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:31 AM   #1195 (permalink)
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It's in the spirit of Christmas dammit.
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:36 AM   #1196 (permalink)
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It's in the spirit of Christmas dammit.



Spirits of Christmas actually.
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Old 12-20-2008, 11:53 AM   #1197 (permalink)
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1. What's your favorite Christmas Carol?
None

2. What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
A Christmas Story

3. What's the best Christmas gift you ever received?
I don't have a favorite...probably an ipod.

4. What's your fondest Christmas memory?
I don't know, sometime when I was a kid and I actually looked forward to Christmas.

5. Are you honestly offended when people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?
I thought Happy Holidays was supposed to be the one that isn't offensive, because it takes in account Hanukah and Kwanza and the others. (and by the way, nice job incorporating the other holidays in December into these questions).

6. Were you aware that it wasn't until the latter part of the fourth century that the Roman Church began observing December 25th as Jesus' birthday and that it wasn't until the fifth century that the Church ordered the birth of Jesus to be forever observed on that date and that at the time of this decision the Roman Church knew that the pagan religious cults throughout the Roman and Creek world celebrated the pagan sun god, Mithra on the same day and and that when the Roman Julian Calendar in 46 BC was adopted, December 24th was the shortest day of the year and therefore December 25th was the first annual day that daylight began to increase and thus it was considered the Rebirth of the Sun and that the festival including colored lights (to ward off evil spirits) and gift giving, festive meals and of course decorated trees and that there are at least ten references in the bible warning that these green trees were associated with idolatry and pagan worship and that the alleged claim that Jesus was born on Christmas is false as no Sheppard are roaming the land in the dead of winter and were you also aware that the Scottish church, English church and American puritans all tried to ban Christmas because it's a pagan holiday which is completely true? So in conclusion: in celebrating Christmas you're actually participating in Pagan sacrilege and you're probably going to hell.
I think I knew some of this from watching that stupid zeitgist movie.
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:30 PM   #1198 (permalink)
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1. What's your favorite Christmas Carol?
Hark the Herald Angels Sing by the Fall.

2. What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
Die Hard.

3. What's the best Christmas gift you ever received?
It's been so long since I actually looked forward to Christmas I can't really remember.

4. What's your fondest Christmas memory?
Haven't really got a favourite. I just like being able to spend some quality time with the family.

5. Are you honestly offended when people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?
Couldn't care less really.

6. Were you aware that it wasn't until the latter part of the fourth century that the Roman Church began observing December 25th as Jesus' birthday and that it wasn't until the fifth century that the Church ordered the birth of Jesus to be forever observed on that date and that at the time of this decision the Roman Church knew that the pagan religious cults throughout the Roman and Creek world celebrated the pagan sun god, Mithra on the same day and and that when the Roman Julian Calendar in 46 BC was adopted, December 24th was the shortest day of the year and therefore December 25th was the first annual day that daylight began to increase and thus it was considered the Rebirth of the Sun and that the festival including colored lights (to ward off evil spirits) and gift giving, festive meals and of course decorated trees and that there are at least ten references in the bible warning that these green trees were associated with idolatry and pagan worship and that the alleged claim that Jesus was born on Christmas is false as no Sheppard are roaming the land in the dead of winter and were you also aware that the Scottish church, English church and American puritans all tried to ban Christmas because it's a pagan holiday which is completely true? So in conclusion: in celebrating Christmas you're actually participating in Pagan sacrilege and you're probably going to hell.
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:33 PM   #1199 (permalink)
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Wonderful job Sleepy Jack but I have to jump in...

combining the two religious experiences here is the Atheist's version of this weeks six-pack

1. What's your favorite song about oil?

2. What's your last favorite Christmas Movie?

3. What' do you get Mattathias sons for Christmas?

4. What's your fondest memory of boxer Zab Judah?

5. Are you honestly offended when people spell Hanukkah with a "C"?

6. Who would win in a fight Jesus, Santa Claus or Thom Yorke?

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Old 12-20-2008, 01:36 PM   #1200 (permalink)
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1. What's your favorite Christmas Carol?
Mr Mistletoe.
2. What's your favorite Christmas Movie?
A Christmas Story.
3. What's the best Christmas gift you ever received?
Money.
4. What's your fondest Christmas memory?
Getting drunk on New Years.
5. Are you honestly offended when people say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas?
**** yes. What country do they think this is?
6. Were you aware that it wasn't until the latter part of the fourth century that the Roman Church began observing December 25th as Jesus' birthday and that it wasn't until the fifth century that the Church ordered the birth of Jesus to be forever observed on that date and that at the time of this decision the Roman Church knew that the pagan religious cults throughout the Roman and Creek world celebrated the pagan sun god, Mithra on the same day and and that when the Roman Julian Calendar in 46 BC was adopted, December 24th was the shortest day of the year and therefore December 25th was the first annual day that daylight began to increase and thus it was considered the Rebirth of the Sun and that the festival including colored lights (to ward off evil spirits) and gift giving, festive meals and of course decorated trees and that there are at least ten references in the bible warning that these green trees were associated with idolatry and pagan worship and that the alleged claim that Jesus was born on Christmas is false as no Sheppard are roaming the land in the dead of winter and were you also aware that the Scottish church, English church and American puritans all tried to ban Christmas because it's a pagan holiday which is completely true? So in conclusion: in celebrating Christmas you're actually participating in Pagan sacrilege and you're probably going to hell.
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