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12-06-2008, 01:25 PM | #1141 (permalink) |
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
class-d standard under-18 license. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? act normal. 3. What does your breath smell like? toothpaste. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? headaches, detroit fans, people at the store. 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? banana. 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? scream and shout and make threats. |
12-06-2008, 01:35 PM | #1142 (permalink) |
****ER OF HOLES
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Butt****, Nebraska
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
A license to kill...... Yes I know that was lame. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Don a pink jogging suit and chase after the first blackman I see. Preferably if he is on a bike. 3. What does your breath smell like? Shoe with a hint of your mom's pussy. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? 1. Crazy asian chicks. 2. Pricks in big trucks. 3. Tool fanatics. 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? The green smoothie and the roasted squirrel. 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? Run in circles around him until he gets tired, then bite his head off. It's great to be a dinosaur.....
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12-06-2008, 01:41 PM | #1143 (permalink) |
one big soul
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canada
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
I'm a fully liscensed babysitter. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Yell something sexual. 3. What does your breath smell like? Well, nothing bad. I brush my teeth and chew gum. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? Those three (four) teams that kicked our asses in 3 on 3 volleyball. 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Scrambled eggs, peameal bacon, and a banana 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? I'd be rather embarrassed that I ran into a car with my skateboard.
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12-06-2008, 01:48 PM | #1144 (permalink) | |
Master, We Perish
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Havin a good time, rollin to the bottom.
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
The invisible kind, that are also illegal. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Apologize for creating such a situation. And make a joke. Like always. 3. What does your breath smell like? Right now, good. Just brushed. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? Cold, boredom, headaches. 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Banana, clementines, eggs, and milk. Of course I'd punch em in the face. 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? Tell em to **** off, then go for the blade. I think I could handle him though.
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12-06-2008, 01:57 PM | #1145 (permalink) |
Atchin' Akai
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Unamerica
Posts: 8,723
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
None. I don't drive. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Probably relax and enjoy the awkwardness. 3. What does your breath smell like? Woman. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? 1. Wife 2. Kids 3. Wife and kids 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Sausage, eggs. bacon, hash browns, black pudding, beans, mushrooms and fried bread. Nobody tells me what to have for breakfast! 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? See question 1. However, a well executed headbutt followed by a swift kick in the bollocks never fails. |
12-06-2008, 02:11 PM | #1146 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: This Is England
Posts: 17,331
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
Don't drive. Far too many cars on the road as it is. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? React to it as and when it arises. 3. What does your breath smell like? Lager. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? Queues in supermarkets Having the brass balls to watch Man u live on T.V The X-Factor 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Forces? I only eat healthy breakfasts anyhow. I have never done things like eaten cold pizza etc. My body is a temple until about 9 P.M 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? Do not drive. I get pavement rage and usually flick the V's at drivers who don't indicate etc so behind a wheel I would be an idiot.
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12-06-2008, 02:36 PM | #1147 (permalink) |
**** Steve Harvey
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: MASS
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
Class D, under 18 driver's license 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Probably try to leave. 3. What does your breath smell like? I have yet to brush my teeth today, so probably very very bad. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? My dog, my cousin's dog, and my cousin. 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Clementines, scrambled eggs, orange juice. I don't really know what a healthy breakfast is. 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? Stare him down and intimidate him because I am gigantic and enormous. |
12-06-2008, 02:43 PM | #1148 (permalink) |
Meanie McFeany
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Troy side'ah the dirt, NY
Posts: 455
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
I have a license to be a pretentious ****. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Say something stupid/funny. 3. What does your breath smell like? Smoke and toaster strudel. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? 1) More decongestion 2) Having to cheer le boyfriend up because his dad's apparently being a douchebag. 3) Having some weird fight with mom later. 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Coffee and cigarettes. 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? Buy a gun. |
12-06-2008, 02:47 PM | #1149 (permalink) |
Juicious Maximus III
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Scabb Island
Posts: 6,525
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
B, M and S. I can drive car, moped and snowscooter. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Endure. If it's in a situation with drinks, then douse feelings of embarassment with alcohol. 3. What does your breath smell like? Malt .. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? Garbage, extremely cold weather and .. I dunno, I have to clean this room that I'm moving out of. That's gonna be a pain in the arse (the floor is such a good place to put stuff). 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Oh yeah! Fried eggs with bacon, tomato beans, fried onion, lots of black pudding, at least 2 cups of earl grey and possibly a glass of orange juice. 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? Control my anger and try to make arrangements with the guy to my favour, I guess.
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12-06-2008, 03:58 PM | #1150 (permalink) |
MB's Biggest Fanboy
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Cloud Cuckoo Land
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1. What type of driving licenses do you currently have?
Just one for cars. 2. If you were in an extremely awkward situation what would you do? Probably just acknowledge the current akwardness so it can break the ice and everyone laughs. 3. What does your breath smell like? Right now? Jolly Ranchers and Miller Light. 4. What are the 3 most annoying/unpleasant things you expect to run into today? -Studying -Going out in the cold -Cleaning 5. You wake up and someone forces you to eat a healthy breakfast. What would you chose? Ham, Egg, and Cheese Omelet, some sort of grain cereal, and Orange Juice. 6. While driving your car a driver who is not paying attention whacks your car and gives you a big dent. You get out of the car furious and realize the other driver is enormous. What do you do then? Get out and curse at him hoping he hits me so I get even more money out of it |
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