The Batlord

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?


Staind - "It's Been Awhile"
Puddle of Mudd - "Blurry"
Five Finger Death Punch - "Bad Company"

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Aphrodite. If we can have a God why not have a 10/10 thot?

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

Don't know.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

With their eyes.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

So should I put all my money in sunscreen?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

Left arm while rough housing.

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Trollheart

1. What's your current eargasm?

I'm a good Catholic boy. I don't get eargasms.


2. Are you creative? And in what types of ways?

Duh. As a writer. I also make sculptures out of my own sh - but you don't need to hear that.

3. What is your most memorable moment from your time on MB?

Depends on whether you mean good or bad. For bad, the time I heard Howard the Duck had died. That was the first time anyone had died online in my world. For good, maybe Unknown Soldier's gushing praise of my review of the movie Der Untergang (Downfall). Yeah I'm shallow like that. All praise me!

Oh, for bad also I have to add the news of Jackhammer's wife passing.

4. Have you ever had a paranormal experience?

Paranormal? I've never even had a normal experience!

5. Are you drinking enough water?

Absolutely not. For almost 55 years I drank no water. At all. If I wasn't from the planet Mibbelpop XII I'd be dead. I mean... forget you heard that.

6. Do you collect? If so, what?

Music, books, TV programmes, comics - not at any sort of collector level, nor a horder one, just more a basic interest kind of thing. I also collect insults. I have a really fine collection of those. And I collect my carer's allowance every week.


1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?

I'm poor and can afford to put stock in nothing.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?

War of the Roses. Just because. I mean, three damn kings and two royal houses fighting over who gets to sit on the big chair! What's not to love? Actually I love just about all history, so picking one period or event is very difficult for me.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?

Anything with a lot of arsenic.

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?

I'm glad to see the quality of questions remains at the level I have attempted to maintain over more than a year!

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?

As I don't know what the other one is, Pop Tarts.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

I have no truck whatever with fashion. Wear what's comfortable or to your own personal taste.

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?


Birdy Song
James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"
Rocking around the Christmas tree.

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Mr. Burns

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

Me.

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

With their eyes.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

What were the lottery numbers last week?

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?


No.

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Trollheart

Just a little advice from one who has slogged through this for nigh on a year and a half: don't pose yes or no questions. I think it was Frown who gave me that advice, and it's well worth listening to. A few of the last ones are those type, and if the answer is no that's kind of all you can say. It's not as easy as it seems, to come up with questions that require actual answers and can't be just answered yes or no. Nevertheless, well done those who have tried to keep this going. It is appreciated. Though not by me.

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Marie Monday

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?
shape of you by ed sheeran
believer by imagine dragons
hey ho by the lumineers
2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?
gryphons!!!
edit: I read creature instead of character lol. In that case Charles' answer is great but I'd rather have Athena because she's cooler and all those gods were thots anyway. Also if Faith Lehane existed that would be rad
3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?
I don't know, I rent a furnished room
4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?
That's a complex question. Nice, strange, and smart are probably a way of summarising it. If people get to know me, they tend to be affectionate. Some people don't take me too seriously, probably because I can be chaotic and clownish. Quite a few people think I'm funny, I think. I know people think I'm strange for having trouble with eye contact and personal space. If there's one thing that's universal it's the impression that I can't always take care of myself; my whole life people have had a very strong tendency to bemother me.
5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?
I don't think there is anything I'd want to know, rather the opposite
6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?
amazingly, even though I'm clumsy as ****, I have not

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The Batlord

The world needs more ****ing, not wisdom and war.

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Marie Monday

no you don't understand, the world needs more smart butch thots

(also, while Faith is arguably not the smartest she's definitely a butch thot so I guess I have a type)

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Trollheart

I would agree, of course. But what are you referring to? Who are you quoting or replying to? Or are you just drunk again and throwing out random phrases?

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Marie Monday

we're discussing our Greek godesses of choice

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rubber soul

1.You are condemned to Hell and forced to listen to three songs you hate for eternity. What are the songs?


We Built This City- Starship
Afternoon Delight- Starland Vocal Band
Having My Baby- Paul Anka

2.What mythical of fictional character do you wish actually existed?

Atticus Finch

3.What is the oldest piece of furniture in your house?

An old china cabinet that belonged to my Great-Grandmother

4. How do you think other people see you (in the real world, not here)?

As basically a nice guy, unassuming.

5. If you only had one question, What would you ask your future self thirty years from now?

Why are you still alive

6. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, which one(s)?

Nope, been lucky there.

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The Batlord

I'd at least go for Artemis next. Thots in the woods are based af.

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