The Batlord

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?

I love astrology. It's the best way to troll lesbians.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?

I can't choose between the French Revolution and the fall of the Roman Republic. There was so much interesting political, social, and military things happening day-to-day before, during, and after that it can be hard to wrap your head around the events.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?

Appetizer: lukewarm BK French fries
Entree: 3-hour-old BK Original chicken sandwich
Dessert: I'm sorry the shake machine is down.

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?

Yes.

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?

Pop Tarts are only still relevant cause you can eat them cold.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

Only bitches don't grow a Viking beard and braid that ****.

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Frownland

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?

Nah, I prefer to think of things on a universal level. Stars are for the weak minded Universes and subatomic particles only, **** off with the centrist ****.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?

Hard to pick just one especially since I'm more interested in the totality of things. Hiroshima?

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?

Salo time.

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?

Uh wouldn't the ventilator filter the fart? I'd stand up and fart right in her face I'm sure she wouldn't care.

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?

Croissants foo

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

Clean shaven including eyebrows or with an overgrown unibrow.

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SGR

This is trollmod level behavior.

This man gets it.

rubber soul

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?

I used to at one time believe it or not, more to determine personality than anything else. Now, not so much.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?

I guess the Kennedy Assassination for me. I may be the only person that actually thinks Oswald acted alone.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?

Hot dogs, fish and chips, and a fortune cookie

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?

If I'm miserable, I have no choice, but I will move to another part of the bus at least. Fortunately, I don't eat burritos.

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?

Probably Pop Tarts

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?

I have a neatly trimmed beard but I guess I'd go with a moustache.


I'll pick up the six pack next week.

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FETCHER.

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?

Nah, sometimes I stumble on an astrology Instagram but it’s more funny memes and that’s about as far in to it I get.

2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
I’m reading lots on the Yorkshire ripper just now. It just baffles me he got away with it for so long. I’m reading a book on it and I can’t put it down. It’s probably not the best book on it but I’m flying through the pages anyway.

3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?

I would probably just arrange for them to eat my favourite stuff.

4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?

Lol wtf is this question I’d sit in pain

5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?

Pop tarts, I’ve never had toaster strudels.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?[/QUOTE]

Moustache and beard - short though. I don’t like it too long. Who has a beard without a moustache? Is that a thing?

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rubber soul

My Mom's ex had a beard without a moustache for a while when I was a kid. He was from North Carolina so maybe it was the thing down there at the time.

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Carpe Mortem

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
No


2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
I'm really not that much of a history buff... very left brained. I suppose the Hubble space telescope because it surely killed a couple people's faith in astrology. And paved the way for JWST.


3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?
Frown's answer was so good I refuse to entertain any other.


4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?
Are elderly people with ventilators on buses some kind of inner city thing I'm too rural to understand? Why would I ever in my life go on a bus and why did her loved ones put her on one?


5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?
Toaster strudels. Pop tarts are occasionally acceptable cardboard.

6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?
Mr. Mortem has a 1.5 foot beard and his moustache joins it somewhere halfway down. I have a clear preference.

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Carpe Mortem

1. What's your current eargasm?
"Profondo Rosso" by Goblin. Every 6 months or so I get obsessed with this song again, and a coworker brought up Halloween, which I've always felt may have ripped their theme off this track a teensy bit. Classic horror soundtracks are lovely overall.

2. Are you creative? And in what types of ways?
I'm an above average doodler. I've dabbled in a lot of other things - candle making, piano playing, quiche baking, resin casting, wood burning.... none stick quite as much as what you have an existing aptitude for though. Candle making is really easy and I recommend it if anyone has almost-empty pots of store bought candles lying around. I started because the waste made me sick.

3. What is your most memorable moment from your time on MB?
I think we all did a video chat long ago. I don't remember entirely if it was this forum or another one. That was fun though.

4. Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
Questionable things happen often, but there's probably a logical explanation you or I are too stupid to understand.

5. Are you drinking enough water?
I keep a mini fridge in the bedroom stocked with water, lox, and brie cheese. We extra.

6. Do you collect? If so, what?
Yes, various types of taxidermy. Full size mounts, smaller wall hang mounts, wet specimens, straight up bones, fossils, insects & arachnids, pelts (fur & scale), teeth and claws... I love it all. My babe lair definitely has a druid necromancer vibe. I'm in love with it. Speaking of that, I worked 60 hours this week and deserve a treat....
I also half assed collect records.

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Marie Monday

1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
No, but I like it when lesbians analyse my charts
2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
Not one in particular but the Holocaust and French revolution if o have to pick
3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?
Cake, for the symbolical value, but the gross cheap dry kind, and very little of it
4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?
If it gets painful yes
5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?
I've had neither. Also croissant for me, a good croissant is unbeatable
6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?depends too much on the person but in general clean shaven

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SGR

Oh absolutely. Every time I get on an inner city bus, there's always at least one decrepit lookin' geezer who appears to be near death on a ventilator. Their wrinkles are always so prounounced that you can actually see them undulate when the bus hits potholes.

I've wondered the same questions myself, so I usually ask them what the deal is, but they always give me a look of scorn and just wheeze at me like the concerns of a mere whippersnapper are beneath them - like I'm trying to steal their social security check or something.

Old people, I tell ya...



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