rubber soul

1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are? There is no proper answer to that question. Any answer will be construed as racist by somebody.

2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you? Brain eating bacteria

3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?

I'd wish for the proverbial heart for half the world but since we can only limit it to one person, I'd go with Putin (All of my loved ones are dead I'm afraid)

4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?

I'm old school so probably something with no frills.

5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?

Ireland and Russia (I'm in such an evil mood)

6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?

I don't know. Maybe the Berlin Wall coming down?

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Pet_Sounds

1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are?

Well that's... not a weird question at all I'm happy as I am.

2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you?

SARS-CoV-2 is pretty small.

3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?

I'd wish for a pile of money for the gf.

4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?

Give me something tactile every time.

5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?

I'd give the US and the UK a land border. Presumably there would be no destructive result, and the banter would be fun.

6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?

Eradicating smallpox was a pretty impressive example of international cooperation in the middle of the Cold War. Let's go with that.

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FETCHER.

1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are?

Happy as I am but wouldn’t mind a slightly better tan/sunnier country to live in.

2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you?

Slugs.

3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?

I’d wish that my boyfriends mum didn’t carry the Huntingtons gene. That way his mum, him or his siblings wouldn’t be at risk or be carriers.

4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?

Soft and silent.

5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?

Scotland and New Zealand so my friend living there wasn’t so far away!

6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?

The end of WWII and Auschwitz being liberated. I was at Auschwitz just last month so this sticks out most.

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Marie Monday

1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are?
I don't care
2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you?
Spiders
3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?
Happiness for either of my family members
4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?
Tactile is satisfying
5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?
I'd attach England directly to France to annoy the brexiteers and francophobes
6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?
When we built them pretty gothic cathedrals

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The Batlord

1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are?

I already got the right one.

2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you?

My dick. Thankfully I haven't seen it in years.

3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?

I wish Barrack Obama could only speak and write in Arabic.

4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?

Silent. Typewriters sound cool but keyboards sound annoying.

5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?

I'd make Japan border Mexico just to drive the Japanese nuts.

6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?

Space travel.

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music_collector

1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are?

I'm happy as I am. I wish I didn't sun burn so easily. That's one of the biggest drawbacks of being white as a ghost.

2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you?

A bullet.

3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?

I wish my boy would take a liking to skating and hockey. He is named after a hall of famer, after all.

4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?

I need my Microsoft natural keyboard. If it was silent or tactile, I wouldn't care.

5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?

I'd surround Canada with Australia, England and Japan. It would mean I could travel way less to visit those places.

6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?

The wheel. It's such an important invention, that people constantly try to reinvent it.

Trollheart

1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are?

I could never be described as happy, but I have no desire to change my race, colour or ethnicity. Nor my gender. No matter what you may hear from scurrilous rumours...


2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you?

Covid. Something so tiny it can't be seen can still kill you? That's terrifying.

3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?

Well duh do I have to answer that one? What do you think?

4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?

I like a clicky keyboard, so I know when I'm hitting keys properly (being a semi-touch typist sort of guy) - soft ones don't give you any indication when you've missed a key. Also, when I make a mistake and go back I like to hit the key petulantly (AND, not ****ing ADN!) and it's not the same if it doesn't make a noise.

5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?

I'd put England and Germany alongside each other, just so the English could annoy the Germans by constantly singing "Two world wars and one World Cup, doo-dah, doo-dah!"

6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?

Mapping the human genome.

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1. What other race/ethnicity would you like to have been born as, or are you happy as you are?
Happy as I am.

2. What’s the smallest thing that scares you?
A mouse in the house.

3. If a genie gave you one wish, but there was a catch - you could only wish for something for someone else, not yourself - what would you wish for, and for whom?
That my children would always be happy, healthy and safe.

4. Do you prefer a keyboard that is very tactile and makes sounds, or one that is soft and silent?
Tactile. I’m sort of a rhythmic typist and hit the keys hard.

5. Just for fun, if you could rearrange the countries of the world, which would you put alongside which to cause the most chaos/amusement?
Put England alongside the USA, so I could live at least part-time in a thatched house in the English countryside and run a cottage business serving visitors tea and homemade scones with jam and double Devon cream. Was that a run-on sentence?

6. What would you consider humanity’s finest hour?
The heroics of medical personnel in the outbreak of COVID-19.

Trollheart

And Ireland too, so we could meet in person and you could be disappointed whenever we wanted.

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You're in luck then because I could never be disappointed in you. And you could be disappointed in me.