The Saturday 6-Pack

Plankton · 05-22-2022, 06:26 AM

1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other?

Beer

2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons?

*tries to fathom having a favorite*

*brain starts smoking*

*check engine light comes on*

3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone?

RESERVED

4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?

Back is the common choice sure, but lets fast forward to next month when I close on a home.

5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not?

My 1991 Chevy Cavalier had some kind of industrial strength AC in it. It was freakishly cool. I used to poke a hole in my box of beer and put it up next to the floor vents and I'd get a layer of ice forming on the outside of the cans.

6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die?

Maybe the left survives?

rubber soul · 05-22-2022, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

There has to be a limitation. It's based off either what would you change in your past or how would you react to your younger self, or, if you went forward, what would you find out about yourself. Since most of us are at an age where we're not exactly spring chickens, going any further forward makes no sense and if you're going to try and change your life, chances are whatever you think you did wrong, you did no more than ten years ago. Also, leave me alone.

My life sucked just as much ten years ago so it would be fruitless in my case. I'd have to go back at least 25 years to change anything about my life. And, no, I won't leave you alone.

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5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not?

Stolen police cruiser I guess. Cars are pretty lame though.

You stole a police car?

GD · 05-22-2022, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

What don't people understand about time travel? Never watched Doctor Who? Or hell, Back to the Future? Of course you don't inhabit your younger body: that would **** up the timelines. You're kind of a ghost in your own past. Well, a solid ghost. You can do things, interact, though whether you decide to do so or not is up to you.

There has to be a limitation. It's based off either what would you change in your past or how would you react to your younger self, or, if you went forward, what would you find out about yourself. Since most of us are at an age where we're not exactly spring chickens, going any further forward makes no sense and if you're going to try and change your life, chances are whatever you think you did wrong, you did no more than ten years ago. Also, leave me alone.

What's even the point of going back (10 years or less) if you're not actually living your own life, as it were? Also, is it a one-way ticket or do you get to go back to your own time? And will you change the present by going to the past or were you always meant to and the changes you caused already happened before you decided to time travel? I need answers! (not really)

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Originally Posted by Plankton

6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die?

Maybe the left survives?

jadis · 05-22-2022, 09:42 AM

1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other?

Water. Coffee and tea dehydrate, not hydrate

2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons?

The two that stuck with me are the one with MJ and the Australia one. I don't think I watched more than 10 eps overall

3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone?

A rather untranslatable short poem by my favorite poet, Marina Tsvetaeva. Though there are quite a few sentences by Maurice Blanchot I could, ahem, live with as well

4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?

I'm not good at this sci fi ****

5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not?

Whatever I learned driving on cause that's as far as I got

6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die?

Inalienable. Having said that, it could become a thorny issue in the age of overpopulation, climate crises, further rolling back of welfare services etc. Something like this is a warning sign:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/woman-...sing-1.5882202

No opinion on f&ckability of senior citizens but young Helen Mirren is easily one of the sexiest women to ever grace the screen.

Trollheart · 05-22-2022, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GD

What's even the point of going back (10 years or less) if you're not actually living your own life, as it were? Also, is it a one-way ticket or do you get to go back to your own time? And will you change the present by going to the past or were you always meant to and the changes you caused already happened before you decided to time travel? I need answers! (not really)

I suppose the real point is to freak your younger self out by making ghostly moans and saying "look what you turn out to be!" As for the rest? Hell, I don't know: sign up for Temporal Mechanics 101.

~~jwb~~ · 05-22-2022, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Give me one example where any girl has dropped her panties for a time traveller? Doctor Who gets absolutely zero pussy, and he travels in time AND space, and also has hot Companions with him in the TARDIS. No. Time travel marks you as a nerd, no matter what.

i mean that's one of the big problems i have with those shows is they never depict time traveling realistically.

Trollheart · 05-22-2022, 02:09 PM

Yeah. H.G. Wells was all about dat ass.

The Batlord · 05-22-2022, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

So sorry I can't untangle every tiny twist and turn of your diseased brain.

I'm sorry are YOU mad at ME cause YOU misinterpreted my post?

**Frownland** · 05-22-2022, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

You stole a police car?

Someone did.

The Batlord · 05-22-2022, 05:33 PM

Was it Swim?

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jadis Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: dont ask Posts: 1,359	1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other? Water. Coffee and tea dehydrate, not hydrate 2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons? The two that stuck with me are the one with MJ and the Australia one. I don't think I watched more than 10 eps overall 3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone? A rather untranslatable short poem by my favorite poet, Marina Tsvetaeva. Though there are quite a few sentences by Maurice Blanchot I could, ahem, live with as well 4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose? I'm not good at this sci fi ** 5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not? Whatever I learned driving on cause that's as far as I got 6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die? Inalienable. Having said that, it could become a thorny issue in the age of overpopulation, climate crises, further rolling back of welfare services etc. Something like this is a warning sign: https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/woman-...sing-1.5882202 No opinion on f&ckability of senior citizens but young Helen Mirren** is easily one of the sexiest women to ever grace the screen.