jwb

bad example bro... That was a ****in delorean.... As for the rest of your post it sounds like Stephen hawking meets a 70s street pimp

SGR

So what? It traveled through time, didn't it? So you travel through time, but a girl sees you did it with a DeLorean, and pussies just dry up, is that what you'd have me believe? If that's the case, I wouldn't rely on time travel to get pussy.

jwb

Yes it traveled through time but at 80 mph and with a gay spoiler on. I don't see what is so hard to understand here.

SGR

"uuhh....actuallyyyy, the DeLorean in Back to the Future had to reach a speed of exactly 88 mph to travel through time, and the spoiler on that thing was not gay at all - you need a very specific kind of spoiler to facilitate time travel, duh"

jwb

If batlord literally had the only ****in time machine on earth i think he could maybe **** whatsherface.... Is all i was originally saying. And yes when i made that statement the time machine i was picturing was way cooler than a ****in car from the 80's

Frownland

1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other?

Water when I'm thirsty, but I probably drink more coffee than anything.

2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons?

I more have favourite moments than episodes with the simpsons come to think of it, I guess the first episode is a banger.

3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone?

"We decided not to bury him with his mouth stuffed full of seeds like he asked because we're *******s"

4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?

I've been going forwards in time for about thirty years now, I'd like to give backwards a shot.

5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not?

Stolen police cruiser I guess. Cars are pretty lame though.

6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die?

Obviously theirs but addressing the conditions that make people consider suicide is more pressing.

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SGR

Fine, you're on for $50 if Batlord ever gets a time machine, and he's the only one who has it. But we'll need picture proof (can't take Batlord at his word). Charles, make sure you bring a camera with you if/when you get a time machine. Take a polaroid one if you want to blend in. (And, while you're back in time there, could you do me a favor and prevent Cher and Gregg Allman from ever hooking up?)

Also, what's old is new (and it still doesn't look cool):

The Batlord

Ffs it was a callback to rostasi last week.

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Marie Monday

Lmao I'm glad you remember the Eleanor Roosevelt saga. I just think she's cute, young Eleanor I mean, not as an old woman.
Also just to clarify, I would not have sex with Helen Mirren at her current age, that large an age gap would be weird. She still looks hot though I swear I'm pretty normal, FETCHER also Charles it's unfair to bring Susan Sarandon into a conversation about hot women

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Trollheart

Give me one example where any girl has dropped her panties for a time traveller? Doctor Who gets absolutely zero pussy, and he travels in time AND space, and also has hot Companions with him in the TARDIS. No. Time travel marks you as a nerd, no matter what.
We have nothing to fear but, well, Marie hooking up with Eleanor.




The Delorean looks cool. You'd probably get pussy just for those seagull doors. **** that it's a time machine. I doubt too many women care; they've got more sense. Travelling around in time is for boys and their toys.
So sorry I can't untangle every tiny twist and turn of your diseased brain.

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