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Old 05-21-2022, 06:00 PM   #11071 (permalink)
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Yeah I don't even need to go back in time to rock her world tbh. She's still the world's hottest gilf.
Not quite, the hottest gilf is Helen Mirren
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Old 05-21-2022, 06:33 PM   #11072 (permalink)
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Not quite, the hottest gilf is Helen Mirren
Alright that's somewhat degenerate. Like she just actually looks like an old woman. And Susan Sarandon is still there to be hotter.
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Old 05-21-2022, 07:51 PM   #11073 (permalink)
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4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?
It depends a bit on whether my age goes back too. If so, then I'd go back, if not I'm less sure. Do you retain your memories? Then you have no new music/films/books etc. coming out for 10 years. Still might choose it over forward though, because in that case the catching up with 10 years of developments would stress me out so much
What don't people understand about time travel? Never watched Doctor Who? Or hell, Back to the Future? Of course you don't inhabit your younger body: that would **** up the timelines. You're kind of a ghost in your own past. Well, a solid ghost. You can do things, interact, though whether you decide to do so or not is up to you.
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4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?

I wouldn't do either if it's a ten year limitation. What would be the point?
There has to be a limitation. It's based off either what would you change in your past or how would you react to your younger self, or, if you went forward, what would you find out about yourself. Since most of us are at an age where we're not exactly spring chickens, going any further forward makes no sense and if you're going to try and change your life, chances are whatever you think you did wrong, you did no more than ten years ago. Also, leave me alone.
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4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?

I'd go back in time so I could nut in Kate Blanchet when she was at peak milf.
What makes you think you'd get anywhere near her? It's not a total head and body and sexual attraction transplant, just a friggin' time trip. You'd still be you. Sorry.
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5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not?

Well since I don't know what you mean by "coolest" I'll just assume you're being literal so a 1987 Toyota Corolla in February.
Why would I have to explain what I mean by "coolest"? ****'s sake. The car that your mates would think was - oh, sorry. Well, for those who have mates: the car that they would most envy you for driving. SGR's Lambo has you all beat of course; might as well give up now. Did the cops catch you, SGR?
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Old 05-21-2022, 08:16 PM   #11074 (permalink)
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Lol, Trollheart is on fire tonight!

No, thankfully the cops didn't catch me. I drove it at Oxotic in Golden, Colorado. I drove another Lamborghini that day too, but I can't for the life of me remember which model the other one was.

I think that same day, later in the evening, I went to a Coyote Ugly bar, got drunk and watched random inebriated women get up on the bar and dance (along with the other female bartenders), and then went to a strip club, so it was definitely an absolute blast of a day.

I had to do belly shots on one of the Coyote Ugly bartenders when I failed to correctly guess which country her family originated from. She was asian, and I think I guessed that her family was from South Korea, but was actually from Vietnam - or something like that. The exact details, as you can imagine, are a bit blurry.

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Old 05-21-2022, 08:57 PM   #11075 (permalink)
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C’mon Helen Mirren is a gran.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:03 PM   #11076 (permalink)
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C’mon Helen Mirren is a gran.
Don't take Marie too seriously, she thinks Eleanor Roosevelt was a hottie too.
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Don't take Marie too seriously, she thinks Eleanor Roosevelt was a hottie too.
Ffs. I thought Marie was young.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:05 PM   #11078 (permalink)
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What makes you think you'd get anywhere near her? It's not a total head and body and sexual attraction transplant, just a friggin' time trip. You'd still be you. Sorry.
as much as i am enjoying the blackpill version of Trollheart, you aren't considering the fact that a time machine is kinda a pussy magnet.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:12 PM   #11079 (permalink)
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Ffs. I thought Marie was young.
She is. There's no explanation for it truly.

She changed her avatar to Eleanor once just to **** with all of us. Everyone, even Frownland, voiced disapproval at her inexplicable love for Eleanor, but it unfortunately didn't do any good. Her unrequited love for Ellie was simply too strong.

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as much as i am enjoying the blackpill version of Trollheart, you aren't considering the fact that a time machine is kinda a pussy magnet.
According to whom? Far as I remember, Marty McFly traveled through time and Biff still got more pussy than he did. If your dick game is strong, you can make em forget that time exists. They'll think time is a social construct when all is said and done, if you do it right.

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Old 05-21-2022, 09:19 PM   #11080 (permalink)
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1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other? First choice is coffee but lately trying to drink more water.

2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons? The one where Monty Burn's was singing 'see my vest'.

3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone? Little Miss Sunshine (nickname from my mom)

4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose? Forward as I'll get to see what I have achieved over those years.

5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not? TBH nothing cool

6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die? Their body, their choice.
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