Trollheart

What don't people understand about time travel? Never watched Doctor Who? Or hell, Back to the Future? Of course you don't inhabit your younger body: that would **** up the timelines. You're kind of a ghost in your own past. Well, a solid ghost. You can do things, interact, though whether you decide to do so or not is up to you.
There has to be a limitation. It's based off either what would you change in your past or how would you react to your younger self, or, if you went forward, what would you find out about yourself. Since most of us are at an age where we're not exactly spring chickens, going any further forward makes no sense and if you're going to try and change your life, chances are whatever you think you did wrong, you did no more than ten years ago. Also, leave me alone.
What makes you think you'd get anywhere near her? It's not a total head and body and sexual attraction transplant, just a friggin' time trip. You'd still be you. Sorry.
Why would I have to explain what I mean by "coolest"? ****'s sake. The car that your mates would think was - oh, sorry. Well, for those who have mates: the car that they would most envy you for driving. SGR's Lambo has you all beat of course; might as well give up now. Did the cops catch you, SGR?

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SGR

Lol, Trollheart is on fire tonight!

No, thankfully the cops didn't catch me. I drove it at Oxotic in Golden, Colorado. I drove another Lamborghini that day too, but I can't for the life of me remember which model the other one was.

I think that same day, later in the evening, I went to a Coyote Ugly bar, got drunk and watched random inebriated women get up on the bar and dance (along with the other female bartenders), and then went to a strip club, so it was definitely an absolute blast of a day.

I had to do belly shots on one of the Coyote Ugly bartenders when I failed to correctly guess which country her family originated from. She was asian, and I think I guessed that her family was from South Korea, but was actually from Vietnam - or something like that. The exact details, as you can imagine, are a bit blurry.

FETCHER.

C’mon Helen Mirren is a gran.

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SGR

Don't take Marie too seriously, she thinks Eleanor Roosevelt was a hottie too.

FETCHER.

Ffs. I thought Marie was young.

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jwb

as much as i am enjoying the blackpill version of Trollheart, you aren't considering the fact that a time machine is kinda a pussy magnet.

SGR

She is. There's no explanation for it truly.

She changed her avatar to Eleanor once just to **** with all of us. Everyone, even Frownland, voiced disapproval at her inexplicable love for Eleanor, but it unfortunately didn't do any good. Her unrequited love for Ellie was simply too strong.

According to whom? Far as I remember, Marty McFly traveled through time and Biff still got more pussy than he did. If your dick game is strong, you can make em forget that time exists. They'll think time is a social construct when all is said and done, if you do it right.

Scarlett O'Hara

1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other? First choice is coffee but lately trying to drink more water.

2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons? The one where Monty Burn's was singing 'see my vest'.

3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone? Little Miss Sunshine (nickname from my mom)

4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose? Forward as I'll get to see what I have achieved over those years.

5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not? TBH nothing cool

6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die? Their body, their choice.

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jwb

bad example bro... That was a ****in delorean.... As for the rest of your post it sounds like Stephen hawking meets a 70s street pimp

SGR

So what? It traveled through time, didn't it? So you travel through time, but a girl sees you did it with a DeLorean, and pussies just dry up, is that what you'd have me believe? If that's the case, I wouldn't rely on time travel to get pussy.