Oriphiel

1. How do you/did you get on with your parents? (If this is too personal, you can answer the alternate question).

I get along pretty well with my mother. Haven't spoken to my father in awhile.

1a. What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?

Pre-sleepytimes is the perfect moment for a sweet serenade of stupid youtube videos.

2. Who do you think there should be a statue of in your city?

Don't live in a city. But the answer is always Joey Ramone.

3. What’s your favourite soup?

A stew filled with so much crap that you're eating it much more than drinking it.

4. When were you last in an actual library?

Not for a long time.

5. What’s your typing speed? (If you don't know, take a minute to test yourself)

Pretty fast, though I type with my pointer fingers like a heathen.

6. Daphne, Velma, Shaggy or Fred?

That's such an unfair competition, Sassy Velma is like >>>>

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Scarlett O'Hara

1. How many times have you been out of the country?
Once - Antarctica (big flex)

2. How hard do you/did you have to study for exams?
Not hard enough, sort of in between.

3. What’s your favourite holiday?

Right now? Being with my parents and other family so getting to see them is wonderful.

4. Ignoring science and physics totally, if you had to eliminate one planet in our solar system, which one would it be?
Earth!

5. What’s the most famous/your favourite landmark you’ve visited or seen?
Sir Ernest Shackleton's hut and Captain Robert Falcon Scott

6. You have a choice of only two occupations: gravedigger or working at an abattoir. Which do you choose?
Grave digging, at least then no one is there to bother me.

Now, let's all forget our troubles with a big bowl of ice cream!

1. What’s eating Gilbert Grape?
Ben Affleck

2. Which way to the front?
What ever way you're facing.

3. Why always me?
Because we were never designed to be always happy.

4. Will you?
Anytime love.

5. How many times must I say it?
You can say 'it' infinite times.

6. Who knows what tomorrow brings in a world few hearts survive?
Fallout

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Trollheart

1. How do you/did you get on with your parents? (If this is too personal, you can answer the alternate question).

My mother was the kindest, gentlest soul you could ever meet. Loved by all who met her, even casually, and nobody had a bad word to say about her. Everything I am today I owe to her. My father was a weak, mean, cruel, spiteful excuse of a man who betrayed both his daughters and only picked on those weaker than him. The bastard even had the temerity to hang around like a bad smell on this Earth three decades longer than his long-suffering wife. My only crumb of comfort there is that he died alone, friendless and without any of his family, and there is nobody left who regrets his passing.

1a. What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?

Yeah, like everyone I'm gonna do both.
Plug in my mobile to recharge.

2. Who do you think there should be a statue of in your city?


Jack Charlton
3. What’s your favourite soup?

Tomato yum. But not with ****ing basil!

4. When were you last in an actual library?

At least 20 years ago. I used to almost live there when I was younger, but then the internet happened and Wikipedia came along.

5. What’s your typing speed? (If you don't know, take a minute to test yourself)

About 60 - 70 wpm

6. Daphne, Velma, Shaggy or Fred?

Bucking the trend here, I was always on team Daphne.

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Plankton

1a. What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?

TV off, fan on.

2. Who do you think there should be a statue of in your city?

Me. There should be a huge statue of me.

3. What’s your favourite soup?

I made some cheesy asparagus soup a few years back that I still think of fondly at times.

*gazes wistfully into the distance*

4. When were you last in an actual library?

Maybe a decade or so ago.

5. What’s your typing speed? (If you don't know, take a minute to test yourself)

I am the hunt and peck grand master.

6. Daphne, Velma, Shaggy or Fred?

Let's go family style and grease up all four.

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While Scooby watches?

Plankton

*officiates

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Trollheart

Will you be doing it doggy-style?
Sorry, sorry...

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Don't be sorry, it's a fact of life and something we can all get behind.

SGR

What prompted the move from agnostic to atheist, if you don't mind me asking?

Frownland

He probably grew a spine.

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