Trollheart

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Engage! Star Trek ftw.

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

Puce

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

A simple ten percent of my earnings, flat, not means-tested, across the board regardless of circumstances, except with a total exemption for anyone calculated as living below the poverty line.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

Depends. Sometimes it's better to buy branded for the quality, sometimes you're just buying the same thing only with a name badge to up its price. Reliability and reputation factor in though.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

Sorry that was a typo. It was meant to read your most previous possession: that would be when Abaddon took control of my - no, no wait! Was it Asmodel? Who can keep up with all these demons? I really should make a spreadsheet.

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

Not good. A lifetime of eating chocolate and sweets takes its toll...

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm trying to figure out if you're a figment of my imagination or I'm a figment of yours.

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

Glad you asked, friend. Let me introduce you to new, improved, Wonder Glue! It will seal anything and stick anything to anything. What? No no I'm not praying at all no. It's just this damn glue. They never told me there was no solvent... hello? Hello? I think the door blew shut in my face by accid...

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

You really want a ring that looks like a telephone? How you gonna wear it?

4. How far are you prepared to go?

If I have to move outside my bedroom, forget it.

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

I don't do mornings

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?

Trying to figure out how to work the damn fire extinguisher!

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SmokeAndMirrors

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars.

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

Neons and Yellows. Super bright vibrant lights ae hard on my eyes, unless I'm stoned or tripping.

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

The Tax Abolishment Tax. An affordable-to-all flatrate tax to keep other taxes abolished.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

Mostly store brand stuff because it's cheaper, but some stuff I go with premium brands, it depends on what it is that I'm buying. Groceries I generally go store brand if available, but cookware and appliances I go premium brand because I want them to last.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

These days? Probably this laptop.

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

Georgia. :-P

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

Like what?

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

Whiskey and/or weed for 2 weeks. If pain persists repeat until it ceases.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

When you buy me a quarter of hydroponic.

4. How far are you prepared to go?

Not very far, I don't have a car.

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

It's about a million miles away, burning about 100,000 hydrogen bombs of nuclear energy per second, and as it nears critical mass eventually it'll swell, creating 400 F surface temperatures on Earth and kill all life on the planet.

I rate the morning Sun 11/10 in true Spinal Tap fashion.

And I also defer to The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?

Also, burned and broken.

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Trollheart

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

5. What hope do you see for the future?

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

OK, settle down meatbags: here are the real questions..

1. Wish you were here?

2. How soon is now?

3. How long has this been going on?

4. What time is it?

5. Why do fools fall in love?

6. What’s the big idea?

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rubber soul

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on? Probably my first cross-country trip

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

I was christened Catholic but went to Protestant (mostly Lutheran) churches infrequently. Today I am a card carrying agnostic

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair? Used a flowbee

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

Right now, Vladimir Putin so he can mysteriously save the world by killing himself.

5. What hope do you see for the future?

Honestly, knowing how humans are, not a lot.

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

Easy One. In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust.

OK, settle down meatbags: here are the real questions..

1. Wish you were here? Wish you were there

2. How soon is now? Sooner than when

3. How long has this been going on? Since Paul Carrack left Squeeze

4. What time is it? Right now? About Ten O'Clock

5. Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds suddenly appear?

6. What’s the big idea? Plastics

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Plankton

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?

At 19 years old (1986) me and a friend took a bus from Chicago to LA to join a band. The band didn't work out so we were living on Santa Monica beach for a few weeks surviving on rice and other scraps of food that we bought from busking. We finally had enough and decided to join the military. I had already been recruited by the Air Force, but they wanted 4 years out of me and I only wanted 2 years in. We decided on joining the Army using the 'Buddy System' for 2 years, but my friend had no HS diploma so we both had to join for 3, which that extra year would be spent for his studying and passing the HS equivalent exam. We decided on our MOS's and then we were off. That would be the last time I would ever see my friend again until years later when were both much older. I ended up going to Germany and having the time of my life. That was one hell of an adventure.

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

Ew.

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?

I had a perm in the 70's. It was all the rage.

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

Me at 19 again.

5. What hope do you see for the future?

Being a home owner.

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

Pragmatic Philosophy by Amelie Rorty.

OK, settle down meatbags: here are the real questions..

1. Wish you were here?

2. How soon is now?

3. How long has this been going on?

4. What time is it?

5. Why do fools fall in love?

6. What’s the big idea?

Wish you were soon going on time is fall in the big idea.

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Frownland

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?

It involved a lot of not legal stuff that I probably shouldn't get into.

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

Performatively christian, now I performatively worship myself.

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?

Growing it out I guess.

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

John McAfee

5. What hope do you see for the future?

Some of my **** published.

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

I'm down with the goings on of Wuthering Heights but the style is so dull, I just can't do it. Lippmann's Public Opinion is mind numbing and full of useless neoliberalisms, so that tops it.

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The Batlord

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?

Military school.

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

None. Still adhere.

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?

Grew it down past my shoulders and then cut it all off and went cueball.

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

Probably some problematic British adventurer in the 1800s mapping Africa for future colonization. I mean **** those guys but what a life.

5. What hope do you see for the future?

Maybe we'll notice some asteroid coming to wipe out all life in six months and the global perspective shift will lead to the best six months the human race ever had.

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

Atlas Shrugged.

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Marie Monday

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?
camping in canada maybe
2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?
none
3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?
dyed it red and cut it myself
4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?
Sappho
5. What hope do you see for the future?
love
6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?
Maybe De Aanslag by Harry Mulisch, and some bits of Moby Dick (but Moby Dick is often brilliant too)
Women In Love by DH Lawrence also bored me quite a bit, but I think it mostly just annoyed me.
He's such a prig.

OK, settle down meatbags: here are the real questions..

1. Wish you were here?
I'm never really here
2. How soon is now?
it's always late
3. How long has this been going on?
for millions of years
4. What time is it?
time for tea
5. Why do fools fall in love?
hormones
6. What’s the big idea?
foolish love

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FETCHER.

1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?

I walked the West Highland Way in September 2021. 98 miles in 6 days.

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?

One catholic parent and one Protestant parent I’ve always been an atheist.

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?

I’ve had blue, purple and green hair. I had an undercut for the longest time too

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?

I actually don’t know.

5. What hope do you see for the future?

I hope my boyfriend isn’t affected by his gene repeat.

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?

Most recently Ernest Cline - Ready Player Two. I really struggled to get through it and I had to force myself to pick it up.

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Scarlett O'Hara

1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

I'm a big fan of both but... Star Trek Original is better.

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?
Puke colour

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?
Tax that went to helping stray or injured animals.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?
A mixture

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?
I have lots of loved possessions but my figurine of Scarlett O'Hara is my favourite right now.

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?
Crappy

1. Why are you looking at me like that?
Because asking about my teeth caused me anxiety

2. How do you mend a broken heart?
Ask a heart surgeon to stitch it up.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?
On my dying day

4. How far are you prepared to go?
Depends on the destination

5. How do you rate the morning sun?
10/10

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?
A twinkle in my mothers eye


1. What is the biggest adventure you have ever been on?
Visiting Antarctica

2. What religion were you brought up as, and do you still adhere to it?
Catholic then Christian then no religion just spiritual with some Buddest values.

3. What’s the craziest thing you ever did with your hair?
Let my best friends sister bleach it really badly as a teenager.

4. If you had the chance, whose life would you like to live for a week (can be someone alive or dead, famous or not, either gender)?
My cat Bella.
5. What hope do you see for the future?
World peace, reversed climate change and financial freedom for the entire planet.

6. What is the most boring book you ever read, or tried to read?
It's so boring that I don't remember

OK, settle down meatbags: here are the real questions..

1. Wish you were here?
Yes, so I could visit Ireland.

2. How soon is now?
What are these questions?


3. How long has this been going on?
How long is a piece of string?

4. What time is it?
3.26pm NZST



5. Why do fools fall in love?
Drugs

6. What’s the big idea?
Fire all politicians

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