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Old 02-08-2022, 07:32 PM   #10701 (permalink)
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Dammit! I've been hacked and someone has released the top secret procedure for creating my clones! Don't look, don't look! This is my intellectual property, or it will be once I bribe enough patent law - um, once I go through all proper and completely legal channels, I mean, of course.


Oh well, back to the drawing board I guess...
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Old 02-09-2022, 01:10 AM   #10702 (permalink)
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1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

The one that resurrects my lord and savior, Larry the Cable Guy

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

Some things you still gotta find the hard way baby.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Calm night. The storms are just annoying. And i've had too many knock out my power over the years.

4. What would your pirate name be?

IDK

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

You think I remember my vertical from high school.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

I'd start masturbating.

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

J.K. Rowling? Did she get uncanceled?

2. Who wants to live forever?

Mid-life crisis Jeff Bezos

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

God

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

Cause I'm that good.

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Harry, I'm not black, so yes.

6. Where did our love go?

Into mid-life crisis Jeff Bezos steely abs.
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Old 02-09-2022, 10:23 AM   #10703 (permalink)
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Dammit! I've been hacked and someone has released the top secret procedure for creating my clones! Don't look, don't look! This is my intellectual property, or it will be once I bribe enough patent law - um, once I go through all proper and completely legal channels, I mean, of course.


Oh well, back to the drawing board I guess...
I doughnut think you should be sharing military secrets on a public forum.
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Old 02-10-2022, 03:33 PM   #10704 (permalink)
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1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

In Monk, they mention Tony Shalhoub being cleanshaven on Wings.

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

Slow.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?


Calm.
4. What would your pirate name be?


BassoonBeard.

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

12 feet high fence on a 5 foot wall.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

We all scream for ice cream.
And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

Shady? Why does he keep leaving anyway?

2. Who wants to live forever?

Neil Young.

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

Adele.

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

There's a me in scream.

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

No, that would be inappropriate.

6. Where did our love go?
We sent it down the well.
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Old 02-12-2022, 06:08 AM   #10705 (permalink)
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1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

4. How far are you prepared to go?

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?
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Old 02-12-2022, 08:04 AM   #10706 (permalink)
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1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Definitely Star Trek- the original

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world? Jaundice

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all? I guess an flat income tax with no deductions

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture? Probably a mixture

5. What do you consider your most precious possession? I don't think I have one

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)? Okay, Colorado.

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that? Because you left your teeth in Wyoming

2. How do you mend a broken heart? Thread and needle

3. When will you make my telephone ring? When I beat you over the head with it

4. How far are you prepared to go? With you? Hahahahahaha!

5. How do you rate the morning sun? About an eight point three

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken? Looking for your teeth in Wyoming
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Old 02-12-2022, 12:06 PM   #10707 (permalink)
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1. Star Trek or Star Wars?
Ew to both
2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?
Any pale pastel colour but the green variant is probably the worst
3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?
I don't know how taxes work, but one that heavily taxes the rich to equalise income and prioritises education, healthcare, welfare, nature preservation and other nice things
4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?
Mixture, depending on how much influence brand has on quality
5. What do you consider your most precious possession?
My hard drive with all my files
6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?
Good. Not as perfectly white as I'd like from all the black tea, but white enough and healthy
All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you have food stuck between your teeth
2. How do you mend a broken heart?
You stick it together with glue
3. When will you make my telephone ring?
As if I ever voluntarily call someone
4. How far are you prepared to go?
As far as I am tall
5. How do you rate the morning sun?
It's a great and rare pleasure in the uk
6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?
Lighting the fire like a good pyromaniac
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Old 02-12-2022, 07:51 PM   #10708 (permalink)
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1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Both and Battlestar Galactica.
But, if I had to pick one, Star Trek and honourable mention to the Star Wars Trek.


2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

Probably.....apricot.

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

A bear tax. Those bears aren't going to keep themselves away.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

A mixture.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

My laptop.

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

Why specifically Wyoming? So I can say Ohio?

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

Mac food. Eat Mac.

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

Probably a suture, but I'd go see a doctor.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

When the party is in full swing.

4. How far are you prepared to go?

Far enough that I'm a small dot on the horizon, but not so far that I'm approaching an event horizon.

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

10/10. Is nice!

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?
The corner of first and Amistad.
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Old 02-12-2022, 09:07 PM   #10709 (permalink)
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1. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?

Yellow

3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?

Taxation is theft.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?

Mixture. Depends on the item what I'm going to do with it, and how important it is to my life.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?

My guitars. The Jackson and the Super Strat

6. What state are you teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?

Not good. The bills with the dentist have been piling up frankly. Brush your teeth kids.

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?

Like what?

2. How do you mend a broken heart?

Glue.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?

When you dead and I can cry about it to make me look like I am a caring person.

4. How far are you prepared to go?

I'm not

5. How do you rate the morning sun?

Who fucking cares!

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?

Standing over you.
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Old 02-13-2022, 08:24 PM   #10710 (permalink)
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1. Star Trek or Star Wars?
Star Trek by light-years.

2. In your opinion, what is the worst colour in the world?
I don’t like garish neon hues, especially this yellow-green color.


3. If every single tax was abolished, what would you consider one fair one to replace them all?
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Agree with Marie.

4. In general, whatever you buy, do you buy branded, own-brand or a mixture?
A mixture, depending on the product and its quality.

5. What do you consider your most precious possession?
My late father’s Bhagavad-Gita.

6. What state are your teeth in (and don’t say Wyoming!)?
I have a slight overbite, which I’m not crazy about. And my teeth are sensitive, like the rest of me.

All right, let's get serious then...

1. Why are you looking at me like that?
Because you’re a funny guy.


2. How do you mend a broken heart?
Time.

3. When will you make my telephone ring?
Whenever I butt-dial you.

4. How far are you prepared to go?
Extremely far, in my imagination. I'm all thought, no action.

5. How do you rate the morning sun?
10+ if I can stay asleep.

6. Where were you when I was burned and broken?
Probably calling an ambulance.
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