The Saturday 6-Pack

BassoonPlatoon · 02-03-2022, 05:36 AM

Jon Hamm?

jadis · 02-04-2022, 01:08 PM

Some great "gay Don Draper" bits in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE7avUXCEdQ

SGR · 02-04-2022, 05:26 PM

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

Somewhere in my grandfather's testicles.

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Four Roses Single Barrel, neat

3. What's your eyesight like?

Hot garbage, since I look at computer screens all day

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

I don't trust strangers.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Peyton List

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

Stalingrad

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

My putrefying flesh! Damn turkey vultures!

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

After the next great flood

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?

Give me the cross, and I'll give them a show

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

Because that damn no good orangutan who used to be on the box took it all!

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

Sell me your vinyl

6. What do you want from me?

To stop asking me so many questions!

**Frownland** · 02-04-2022, 07:02 PM

You should try Evan Williams Single Barrel Vintage. Makes Four Roses look like Canadian Crest.

SGR · 02-04-2022, 07:09 PM

Man, I've been looking to try that stuff. My usual driver is Evan Williams Bottled-in-Bond. the selection at the liquor store is **** where I'm at.

Trollheart · 02-05-2022, 06:11 AM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

4. What would your pirate name be?

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

2. Who wants to live forever?

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

6. Where did our love go?

rubber soul · 02-05-2022, 07:23 AM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

Scrambled

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

I'd say fairly fast.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Who you think I look like, Batlord?

4. What would your pirate name be?

Morris

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

Probably up top the Sears Tower in Chicago

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

Turn off the TV

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

Baby's got back

2. Who wants to live forever?

Freddie Mercury

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

Creedence Clearwater Revival

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

How do you know I'm not?

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Yeah, go ahead and try and shoot me, Clint, I dare you!

6. Where did our love go?

Wisconsin

**Frownland** · 02-05-2022, 12:19 PM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

No idea

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

Somewhat slow until I feel like I can understand the style enough to go quickly with it.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Clear night.

4. What would your pirate name be?

James Bond

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

Without machinery? Probably rock climbing in Yosemite.
Chemically: the schadenfreude when trump got covid.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

1. Guess who just got back today?

Frank.

2. Who wants to live forever?

You mean go through the preliminary first stage of human expectations by exhausting all of the avenues you desired in life, then existing through the entirety of the universe's existence until you're suffocating in the vacuum of the absolute zero heat death stage until you move your hand and start another big bang from the molecules in your body that might be different or exactly the same as the universe you just came from, only to do it again in this new universe? I'd try it.

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

Bad dancers

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

Just be patient.

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Some lucky punks had some talent behind it sure.

6. Where did our love go?

Weren't they just in the album wars?

**Marie Monday** · 02-05-2022, 12:23 PM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?
I don't have one; I like the hidden messages predicting the arrival of Dawn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer so there's that
2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?
Probably faster than average but not very fast
3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?
It depends

4. What would your pirate name be?
Marie
5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?
On a mountain in Canada
6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?
That depends on whether (and which) precautions are likely to be necessary. How serious does it sound? Am I alone? Is it inside or outside? Day or night?

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?
sweet Loretta Martin
2. Who wants to live forever?
Silly people
3. Who’ll stop the rain?
Adele
4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?
Because I'm undead biatch
5. Do you feel lucky punk?
No
6. Where did our love go?
Somewhere over the rainbow

Plankton · 02-05-2022, 01:20 PM

1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg?

One of the first companies I worked for doing CAD, I created the title blocks for all of our drawings and placed a tiny cartoon sketch of all of the employees of the company inside the logo of the company name on the title block. It was a small firm so it was only a few people, and the sketch was so tiny you could only see it if you zoomed in on it on a PC. It was all fun and games until it came time to print from a pen plotter. It would sit in the spot where the sketch was following the lines for about 5 minutes, ultimately creating a hole in the paper from the wet ink and very slight pen movement and destroying the plot. Still a favorite tho. Some of my finest work.

2. Are you a fast or a slow reader?

Sometimes I have to read stuff twice. Does that count as slow?

I'm gonna go with slow.

3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night?

Why not both?

4. What would your pirate name be?

Cap'n Booty

5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery?

I think it was Dünsberg in Gießen Germany. We were rappelling off of the side.

6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction?

And now the serious questions:

1. Guess who just got back today?

Me. Had to work this morning.

2. Who wants to live forever?

Dr Fraunkenshteen

3. Who’ll stop the rain?

Admiral Robert FitzRoy

4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead?

Because you are much much much... much older than me.

5. Do you feel lucky punk?

Sometimes I feel like a nut, but no. Not really.

6. Where did our love go?

Over there ------------->

02-04-2022, 07:02 PM	#10684 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You should try Evan Williams Single Barrel Vintage. Makes Four Roses look like Canadian Crest. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-05-2022, 06:11 AM	#10686 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? 4. What would your pirate name be? 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? And now the serious questions: 1. Guess who just got back today? 2. Who wants to live forever? 3. Who’ll stop the rain? 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? 5. Do you feel lucky punk? 6. Where did our love go? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 Last edited by Trollheart; 02-05-2022 at 06:16 AM.

02-05-2022, 12:19 PM	#10688 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? No idea 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? Somewhat slow until I feel like I can understand the style enough to go quickly with it. 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? Clear night. 4. What would your pirate name be? James Bond 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? Without machinery? Probably rock climbing in Yosemite. Chemically: the schadenfreude when trump got covid. 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? 1. Guess who just got back today? Frank. 2. Who wants to live forever? You mean go through the preliminary first stage of human expectations by exhausting all of the avenues you desired in life, then existing through the entirety of the universe's existence until you're suffocating in the vacuum of the absolute zero heat death stage until you move your hand and start another big bang from the molecules in your body that might be different or exactly the same as the universe you just came from, only to do it again in this new universe? I'd try it. 3. Who’ll stop the rain? Bad dancers 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? Just be patient. 5. Do you feel lucky punk? Some lucky punks had some talent behind it sure. 6. Where did our love go? Weren't they just in the album wars? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-05-2022, 01:20 PM	#10690 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	1. What’s your favourite Easter Egg? One of the first companies I worked for doing CAD, I created the title blocks for all of our drawings and placed a tiny cartoon sketch of all of the employees of the company inside the logo of the company name on the title block. It was a small firm so it was only a few people, and the sketch was so tiny you could only see it if you zoomed in on it on a PC. It was all fun and games until it came time to print from a pen plotter. It would sit in the spot where the sketch was following the lines for about 5 minutes, ultimately creating a hole in the paper from the wet ink and very slight pen movement and destroying the plot. Still a favorite tho. Some of my finest work. 2. Are you a fast or a slow reader? Sometimes I have to read stuff twice. Does that count as slow? I'm gonna go with slow. 3. Thunder and storms or a nice calm clear night? Why not both? 4. What would your pirate name be? Cap'n Booty 5. What’s the highest you’ve ever been (physically, not chemically!) without the aid of machinery? I think it was Dünsberg in Gießen Germany. We were rappelling off of the side. 6. You’re at home and you hear a scream. What’s your first reaction? And now the serious questions: 1. Guess who just got back today? Me. Had to work this morning. 2. Who wants to live forever? Dr Fraunkenshteen 3. Who’ll stop the rain? Admiral Robert FitzRoy 4. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead? Because you are much much much... much older than me. 5. Do you feel lucky punk? Sometimes I feel like a nut, but no. Not really. 6. Where did our love go? Over there -------------> __________________ See location...

02-04-2022, 01:08 PM	#10682 (permalink)
jadis Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: dont ask Posts: 1,359	Some great "gay Don Draper" bits in here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE7avUXCEdQ

02-04-2022, 05:26 PM	#10683 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	1. Where were you when JFK was shot? Somewhere in my grandfather's testicles. 2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)? Four Roses Single Barrel, neat 3. What's your eyesight like? Hot garbage, since I look at computer screens all day 4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is? I don't trust strangers. 5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be? Peyton List 6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be? Stalingrad And now, some nonsense questions again: 1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? My putrefying flesh! Damn turkey vultures! 2. When will there be a harvest for the world? After the next great flood 3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head? Give me the cross, and I'll give them a show 4. Why can't I get no Tang? Because that damn no good orangutan who used to be on the box took it all! 5. How can I protect you in this crazy world? Sell me your vinyl 6. What do you want from me? To stop asking me so many questions!

02-04-2022, 07:09 PM	#10685 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	Man, I've been looking to try that stuff. My usual driver is Evan Williams Bottled-in-Bond. the selection at the liquor store is **** where I'm at.