Trollheart

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

3. What's your eyesight like?

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

6. What do you want from me?

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rubber soul

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

Less than two years old. It was, however, my mother's 21st birthday.

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

I used to like Seven and Sevens, but have been a teetotaler for twenty years now

3. What's your eyesight like?


Lousy. My left eye never was good and I have to wear prescription glasses for my right.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

It depends. I want to trust people but experiences have made me skeptical of motives at times, especially in the public arena.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Martha Quinn in the eighties

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

None of them- I hate War!!!!

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Because I'm not anoerexic

2. When will there be a harvest for the world? Take two aspirin and call me in the morning

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?
I have... lepers?

4. Why can't I get no Tang?
Because the grocery store is out of it, dummy!

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world? Send thumbtacks

6. What do you want from me? I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

(But, you'll shoot your eye out!)

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Plankton

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

On the grassy knoll of my mom's bush.

2. What's your favorite tipple (drink)?

Punk Rock for Rich Kids

3. What's your eyesight like?

I once had 20/20 vision, but a mind numbingly extensive career as a person involved in the world of all things IT has taken it's toll.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

I try to empathize with most people.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

None of em. Look at me. I'm the center of attention now.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

Any one of these:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06lyUXuQT_Y

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do nerds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because derp.

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

Walp, Spotify's out.

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the leprechauns in your head?

Yes. I can turn a fish into a Shillelagh.

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

Cuz you got to have the sweet poon and the wang dang first.

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

Kevlar

6. What do you want from me?

Better spelling.

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FETCHER.

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

My mum wasn’t born yet so…

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Assuming it’s alcoholic then vodka lemonade or cocktails.

3. What's your eyesight like?

Quite decent but should use glasses for TV/driving but I haven’t in years and get on fine.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

I don’t think they necessarily have an angle but I don’t trust many people.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Ehh, Brad Pitt preferably from his fight club era or something similar but I don’t have many celebrity crushes.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

It’s got to be the battle of Bannockburn.

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

One singular magpie because I’m unlucky.

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

I don’t think there will be one anytime soon.

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?

Jesus lepers

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

Like a knife tang?

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

Can’t be done.

6. What do you want from me?

That kitten

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Marie Monday

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

in the Void
2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?
tea, or whiskey if we're talking alcoholic
3. What's your eyesight like?

-4.15
4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?
I'm pretty sure I'm trusting by nature. I don't assume ill intent by default and I'm generally surprised when other people do. I think part of that is just my quasi-autistic tendency to take behaviour and statements at face value though.
5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?
Jodie Foster if she was my age
6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?
why would I want to be in a battle

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
I am a disney princess?
2. When will there be a harvest for the world?
when someone conjures up an alternative universe where Buffy doesn't stop Luke from bringing about the Master's evil plans
3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?
no my saviour complex only applies to the people outside of my head
4. Why can't I get no Tang?
because I have a monopoly on all the Tangs
5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?
wtf that's supposed to be my job, re: saviour complex
6. What do you want from me?
to be your Joey Ramone

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Exo

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

Living a previous life.

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Canada Dry Mandarin Orange Seltzer

3. What's your eyesight like?

Garbage. I wear glasses all day.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

Depends what they're selling.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Elizabeth Olsen is super hot.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

Battle of Stalingrad was probably the coolest display of firepower the world has ever seen.


6. What do you want from me?

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For you to not give up. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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Trollheart

Can you use a different colour for your text please?

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Raime

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

Not alive

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Delirium Tremens

3. What's your eyesight like?

Without glasses? Maybe legally blind.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

I mean, yeah I do trust people, but if you sense a red flag then of course you tend to be more wary

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Grimes, just so I could out weird her.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

Battle of Karánsebes

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because birds don't give a **** unless I'm a statue, or unless I have bread.

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

Sure

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?

lol random 00's penguins

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

lol random funny haha

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

no

6. What do you want from me?

no

(But, you'll shoot your eye out!)

haha christmas.

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Trollheart

1. Where were you when JFK was shot?

I have an alibi! I was four months old!

2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?

Can't beat a strong cup of tea.

3. What's your eyesight like?


I think I'm longsighted rather than shortsighted, but without my glasses I can't see ****. Mind you, I often have to remove them in order to read.

4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?

I try to trust people. I usually regret it.

5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?

Waits. The conversation would never flag. Couldn't keep up with his drinking though.

6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?

D-Day Normandy landings. Yeah I know it wasn't one battle. Allright then, Battle of Britain.

And now, some nonsense questions again:

1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because I'm so skinny and carrying bags of bird seed they probably think I'm a mobile bird feeder.

2. When will there be a harvest for the world?

When the crop is ripe enough.

3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?

The lepers in my head are all atheists, so no.

4. Why can't I get no Tang?

I think Reagan stole it all (what the **** is Tang anyway?)

5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?

Wear a ****ing mask and vaccinate!

6. What do you want from me?

Your money or your life.
Sorry, did I say your money or your life? Slip of the tongue, my apologies: I'm always doing that.
Your money AND your life!
BANG!

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