The Saturday 6-Pack

rubber soul · 01-11-2022, 11:55 AM

It almost looks like the Munster's mansion

The Batlord · 01-11-2022, 12:43 PM

You mean it almost looks like not a ****ing castle?

Plankton · 01-12-2022, 01:15 PM

I found this one on Zillow:

Trollheart · 01-12-2022, 01:46 PM

THAT is the most poorly defended castle I have ever seen! Where are the battlements? Where's the moat? There's not even a drawbridge or portcullis! Anyone can walk in, and look at those walls. Easily scaled. The windows are NOT arrow slits and have GLASS in them for the love of God! Glass easily shatters, would never keep invaders out. And the doors look as weak as plywood. No, no, this castle gets a very low rating of 3.5! Easily breached, no defences, totally useless. Bloody whites, huh?

rubber soul · 01-12-2022, 02:43 PM

Yeah, but they defend the castle with raw onions.

Plankton · 01-12-2022, 03:02 PM

It's a paradoxical Trojan Horse. They get inside of you.

Trollheart · 01-12-2022, 08:20 PM

Next you're going to tell me they beef up the defences? Is it possible to ketchup when you're so far behind? And pray, what meaneth this arcane phrase: "do you want fries with that?"

Plankton · 01-13-2022, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

"do you want fries with that?"

...is screamed just before pouring the contents of the deep fryers over the ramparts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Next you're going to tell me they beef up the defences?

All your plant base belong to us.

Trollheart · 01-13-2022, 05:12 AM

You want

with that?

Lisnaholic · 01-13-2022, 06:13 AM

Great castle story, Trollheart, and very amusing add-ons.

If you want this post to get the credit it deserves, you should put it in the architecture thread, rs:-

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

It almost looks like the Munster's mansion

01-12-2022, 01:15 PM	#10543 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I found this one on Zillow: __________________ See location...

01-12-2022, 01:46 PM	#10544 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	THAT is the most poorly defended castle I have ever seen! Where are the battlements? Where's the moat? There's not even a drawbridge or portcullis! Anyone can walk in, and look at those walls. Easily scaled. The windows are NOT arrow slits and have GLASS in them for the love of God! Glass easily shatters, would never keep invaders out. And the doors look as weak as plywood. No, no, this castle gets a very low rating of 3.5! Easily breached, no defences, totally useless. Bloody whites, huh? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

01-12-2022, 03:02 PM	#10546 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	It's a paradoxical Trojan Horse. They get inside of you. __________________ See location...

01-12-2022, 08:20 PM	#10547 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Next you're going to tell me they beef up the defences? Is it possible to ketchup when you're so far behind? And pray, what meaneth this arcane phrase: "do you want fries with that?" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

01-13-2022, 05:12 AM	#10549 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	You want with that? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018