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Old 12-02-2021, 08:28 PM   #10471 (permalink)
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Funny as Hell, you say....




Spoiler for large as hell!:


Yeah, you know, you're right about my writing. I've thought about it, and it's not impossible. Let's see. So, there's a plane flying to LA, passes over my house. Suddenly the hatch develops a fault, opens. Before they can force it closed one guy gets sucked out. Due to amazing luck he falls to earth but the roof of my house is being replaced and so he amazingly falls, through the roof that isn't there, onto my bed. Shocked, I go to phone for an ambulance.

As he's thanking god for his miraculous escape and having cheated death (who isn't too happy: nobody plays fair with poor old Death. It's the same thing with his buddy Fate) he turns his head and happens to see on my computer screen the draft of my latest novel. Intrigued, he begins to read. When I come back, he tells me that he is a publisher and is very interested in reading more.

Hey, it could happen.

Oh no wait: he died on the way to hospital.
Damn. I hate when reality asserts itself.
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Old 12-02-2021, 09:18 PM   #10472 (permalink)
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I truly just LOL'ed really hard. You know I love a man with a sense of humor. I'm all hot as Hell and bothered now, thanks to you.
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Old 12-03-2021, 11:28 AM   #10473 (permalink)
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I truly just LOL'ed really hard. You know I love a man with a sense of humor. I'm all hot as Hell and bothered now, thanks to you.
Trolly be suaveee
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 12-03-2021, 12:43 PM   #10474 (permalink)
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It's like watching your parents flirt.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-03-2021, 03:59 PM   #10475 (permalink)
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Go to your room! No comic books for you!
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Old 12-03-2021, 04:44 PM   #10476 (permalink)
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Yes. The place where my comic books are. Genius.
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Old 12-03-2021, 04:57 PM   #10477 (permalink)
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I just learned from watching Pawn Stars that there was a crossover comic between Spiderman and Batman sometime in the early 90s. Whoda thunk?
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Old 12-03-2021, 06:13 PM   #10478 (permalink)
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It's pretty decent. Batman is apparently the only person who can shut Spider-Man up.

Spoiler for big ass pic:
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Yes. The place where my comic books are. Genius.
You saw that Goodwill van departing as you came in, yes?
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Old 12-03-2021, 07:45 PM   #10480 (permalink)
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1. Do you prefer to go on a bracing hike or sit in front of the telly/computer?

2. What's your favourite font? (Yes I know I'm getting desperate)

3. What was your favourite stuffed animal when you were a child?

4. If you could rid the world of one species, what would it be and why?

5. What was the first radio station you listened to?

6. Spiders: kill, ignore or release?
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