The Saturday 6-Pack

Plankton · 10-02-2021, 01:26 PM

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

Get me an upgrayyed.

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

Nope. I kinda feel sorry for anyone within 30 feet though, so I guess I'm a sympathetic pooper.

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

I don't think there's been anything worse than having to sit and listen to my friend listen to country. I don't even know what the name of anything was, but it was some newishly formulated homogenized standard fare.

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

I believe in big feet. I've seen those.

5. What is the ideal way to die?

In my sleep. Kenny Rogers told me.

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

No regerts.

Trollheart · 10-02-2021, 02:48 PM

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

Ensure a) I never went there again and b) that they didn't put it on the bill.

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

Not really, but who wants to be around others when they take a crap?

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

Venereology by Merzbow.

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

Of course, but I don't believe in Bighand. I mean, that's just stupid.

5. What is the ideal way to die?

At the end of your life.

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

Altogether? 10 years approx, that's 3,600 days, say a minimum of 4 hours per day (certainly at the height of my journalling, and then probably more) so that's 3,600 x 4 = 14,400 hours divided by 24 = 600 days = approx 2 years out of my life.

No, I wouldn't change a thing. I enjoyed most of my time here, still do, and I am at least doing something constructive instead of wasting my time wank - ah, sitting around.

Plus I made some great friends, and some powerful enemies here.

jadis · 10-02-2021, 03:31 PM

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

First thought is how I prevent my gf from seeing it. Her mental health is fragile enough as it is

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

I do need some privacy. I hate it when you're trying to take a dump and a loud friend group walks in. Cliché has it that it's girls who take collective trips to the restroom but there's a non-zero amount of 20 yo guys who take their homies to the little boys' room with them.

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

Union by Yes

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

It's less interesting whether Samsquanch is real or not, let's instead ask why we need him to be real. Also, yeah, probably. I'm from Canada.

5. What is the ideal way to die?

I don't know

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

I don't know but it was worth it. The lesson about the importance of treating others with kindness and respect is one I'm apparently destined to learn and forget, sadly at the expense of others. Maybe the one I learned here would stick cause it was so very straightforward and free of all the messiness of real life. I was a $hit, that's really all there is to it.

adidasss · 10-03-2021, 02:08 AM

Well hey, it's extremely rare to see someone acknowledge they were wrong on the internet and apologize for it so thanks for that.

**Marie Monday** · 10-03-2021, 04:48 AM

The idea that musicbanter teaches someone lessons in kindness is hilarious to me, but in an awesome way. I'm glad you stuck around, jadis

rostasi · 10-04-2021, 08:04 PM

5. What is the ideal way to die?

4 Family Members Die in Freak Accident While Making Wine in Italian Village

BassoonPlatoon · 10-05-2021, 04:23 PM

1) If had to lose either your vision or your hearing, what would it be and why?
Hearing. People have gotten quite adept at communicating in other ways...mostly.

2) Which digit is most aesthetically pleasing ? (0-9, not yr fingers plz)
One. It's just a line. What's more pleasing than that?

3) Who are your greatest influences in life (family, musical and non-musical)?
Little Richard, Matt Damon, and Scotland Yard.

4) What is your current/future career?
Lawyer Doctor

5) Where are your ancestors from?
Colombia and Italy.

6) Should peanut butter be crunchy or smooth?
Smooth, unless it's Reese's.

The Batlord · 10-05-2021, 05:17 PM

Matt Damon?

**Frownland** · 10-05-2021, 05:30 PM

1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

Poke it with a stick.

2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper?

I consider myself more of a shitter.

3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to?

Probably something by Devin Townsend.

4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

Nah but sasquatches are real.

5. What is the ideal way to die?

I'd want it to be painless but not too quick because I'm pretty interested in what the death experience is truly like. A foreknowledge that it's inevitable when it's happening to make it easier to accept would be nice but is virtually impossible unless I'm executed or commit suicide and that ain't ideal. The near death experiences I've had and heard about as well as hearing about a surge in brain activity at death has me expecting something pretty psychedelic.

idunno, death by snu snu at the end of a generally good life sounds solid.

6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else?

Lots. I'd take advantage of my new 4th dimensional abilities to physically collect and reuse time to time travel and see a Mozart performance.

Plankton · 10-05-2021, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Probably something by Devin Townsend.

10-02-2021, 01:26 PM	#10331 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room? Get me an upgrayyed. 2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper? Nope. I kinda feel sorry for anyone within 30 feet though, so I guess I'm a sympathetic pooper. 3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to? I don't think there's been anything worse than having to sit and listen to my friend listen to country. I don't even know what the name of anything was, but it was some newishly formulated homogenized standard fare. 4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not? I believe in big feet. I've seen those. 5. What is the ideal way to die? In my sleep. Kenny Rogers told me. 6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else? No regerts. __________________ See location...

10-02-2021, 02:48 PM	#10332 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room? Ensure a) I never went there again and b) that they didn't put it on the bill. 2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper? Not really, but who wants to be around others when they take a crap? 3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to? Venereology by Merzbow. 4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not? Of course, but I don't believe in Bighand. I mean, that's just stupid. 5. What is the ideal way to die? At the end of your life. 6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else? Altogether? 10 years approx, that's 3,600 days, say a minimum of 4 hours per day (certainly at the height of my journalling, and then probably more) so that's 3,600 x 4 = 14,400 hours divided by 24 = 600 days = approx 2 years out of my life. No, I wouldn't change a thing. I enjoyed most of my time here, still do, and I am at least doing something constructive instead of wasting my time wank - ah, sitting around. Plus I made some great friends, and some powerful enemies here. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-03-2021, 02:08 AM	#10334 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,945	Well hey, it's extremely rare to see someone acknowledge they were wrong on the internet and apologize for it so thanks for that. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

10-05-2021, 05:30 PM	#10339 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room? Poke it with a stick. 2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper? I consider myself more of a shitter. 3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to? Probably something by Devin Townsend. 4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not? Nah but sasquatches are real. 5. What is the ideal way to die? I'd want it to be painless but not too quick because I'm pretty interested in what the death experience is truly like. A foreknowledge that it's inevitable when it's happening to make it easier to accept would be nice but is virtually impossible unless I'm executed or commit suicide and that ain't ideal. The near death experiences I've had and heard about as well as hearing about a surge in brain activity at death has me expecting something pretty psychedelic. idunno, death by snu snu at the end of a generally good life sounds solid. 6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else? Lots. I'd take advantage of my new 4th dimensional abilities to physically collect and reuse time to time travel and see a Mozart performance. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-02-2021, 03:31 PM	#10333 (permalink)
jadis Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: dont ask Posts: 1,413	1. What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room? First thought is how I prevent my gf from seeing it. Her mental health is fragile enough as it is 2. Are you, or have you ever been a shy pooper? I do need some privacy. I hate it when you're trying to take a dump and a loud friend group walks in. Cliché has it that it's girls who take collective trips to the restroom but there's a non-zero amount of 20 yo guys who take their homies to the little boys' room with them. 3. What's the absolute worst album you've ever listened to? Union by Yes 4. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not? It's less interesting whether Samsquanch is real or not, let's instead ask why we need him to be real. Also, yeah, probably. I'm from Canada. 5. What is the ideal way to die? I don't know 6. How many hours would you estimate you've spent on MusicBanter? If you could have all that time back right now, would you still spend it on MusicBanter or something else? I don't know but it was worth it. The lesson about the importance of treating others with kindness and respect is one I'm apparently destined to learn and forget, sadly at the expense of others. Maybe the one I learned here would stick cause it was so very straightforward and free of all the messiness of real life. I was a $hit, that's really all there is to it.

10-04-2021, 08:04 PM	#10336 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,008	5. What is the ideal way to die? 4 Family Members Die in Freak Accident While Making Wine in Italian Village