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Old 11-24-2008, 02:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:32 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I always get emails from amateur spammers. With really bad English and spelling mistakes and typos, like this:

From: Ritell Alves
Subject: uncrumple
Message: Hallo,

Are you a frequennt visitor of retaiil softwaare stores?
We know what you’re overppaying for:
- box manuffacturing
- CD
- salesperrson salary
- Rennt of shop sspace

- Year-too-year increassing taxes in your counntry

Well, what for ?! You’re able to ddownload everythiing legally NOW! Fabulouus range of softwaare and LOW prices will make you smile and save your money! Welcome to http://www.xxxx.xxx
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:33 PM   #23 (permalink)
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These guys want me to have big breasts, a big penis and perfect vision. They are so generous.
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:41 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I always get emails from amateur spammers. With really bad English and spelling mistakes and typos, like this:

From: Ritell Alves
Subject: uncrumple
Message: Hallo,

Are you a frequennt visitor of retaiil softwaare stores?
We know what you’re overppaying for:
- box manuffacturing
- CD
- salesperrson salary
- Rennt of shop sspace

- Year-too-year increassing taxes in your counntry

Well, what for ?! You’re able to ddownload everythiing legally NOW! Fabulouus range of softwaare and LOW prices will make you smile and save your money! Welcome to http://www.xxxx.xxx

That's to get around the spam filters.
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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That's to get around the spam filters.
Really? Sneaky.
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:44 PM   #26 (permalink)
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And then of course there's the banker who had a billionaire client who tragically died. No heirs. Left a fortune of an account that nobody in the bank knows about (geez). And you are the next best thing they could think of getting the money out of the bank. An oh.. it's somewhere in Nigeria.
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:55 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I keep getting an email that says "Big Black People Meet". I'm too afraid to open it...
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:59 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Maybe it's a Steve Albini fan club convention trying to recruit new members.
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Old 11-24-2008, 07:30 PM   #29 (permalink)
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If they were a legit business wouldn't they have a business email address and not a yahoo address lol? People are so dumb, they can't even scam people well.
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