I need help to play a joke on someone
 

I need to know what the gayest song ever made is. I plan to make it into a ring tone for a friend of mine and sneak it into his phone so he has the worlds gayest ringer. I need the kind of song that you see a man listening to and you can't help but think that he is a homosexual. Please don't take offense to this. I am not one to question someone else's life in any way. I don't really care about other peoples choices, I just want to fuck with a friend that doesn't feel quite the same as me.

Wham "Jitterbug"? The Boy Least Likely To "Be Gentle With Me"? Some Culture Club or Village People? I have to know ***er music than this give me time to think.

Rage Against The Machine is probably the most embarassing band ever.

ymca

Wham's Jitterbug?! Wham's Jitterbug?!????!!!Wham's Jitterbug?!!!!!!

first off thats not even what the song is called!

Wake me up before you Go-go


I would be honor to have that as my ring tone how dare you insult George Micheal and Andrew Ridgele.

I think sclub covers a loin kings song that is pretty lame

I've got it! Xiu Xiu "Fabulous Muscles" I win.

Well, if you want, I could make that a ringer for you and upload it. You just need to figure out how to get it to your phone. But I must admit that if I saw a dude jammin to that song while driving down the road, I would assume that there would be a dick in his ass later that day.

I might have to check that one. I ended up finding a list of 100 *** songs and I think that the winner would be "Raining men". Now I just need to see if I can find it with a techno beat and some dude with a german accent singing.

I think I found it.

YouTube - It's Raining Men (The Sequel)

Now I just need to extract the music and cut the gayest part to make the ringer.

barbie girl,....handsdown

I kind of like Aqua.

hey remember that one time you told peeroy you were going to send him this awesome song and then sent him dancing queen? DANCING QUEEN

That was the best.

Wrong Abba song , should have been this one :D

I think this is the best one yet. The only problem is that I have to listen to it to make the ringer. :yikes:

The Smiths "Handsome Devil"

"A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand / I think I can help you get through your exams / Oh, you handsome devil / Let me get my hands / On your mammary glands."

protip:

males do not have mammary glands

Why are you doing this to him?

Its just the way I chose to fuck with him. There is no real reason for this plan, its just one that I came up with.

I think you should use this one

either barbie girl

or record someone with a really really deep voice pretending to be god!

....nvm just do barbie girl