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Old 01-16-2008, 05:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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seriously some of these are so funny
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah, I saw this the other day. Not sure how real some of them are, but it's definitely funny.
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how come we cant speak monkey
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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oh man



A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.
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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!




edit from me: Deoxyribonucleic Acid, thats DNA if you wish to know
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I don't have to "prove" anything.

You see, I have this wonderful thing called "faith" and with that I have no need of proof.
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