how does one wink with a solo eye?

Quite elegantly, thank you

though elegant, wouldnt it just be closeing your eye?

I never 'just close my eye'! *rolls eye*

i'd hate to be your optometrist

Yeah I go through Optometrists like Naomi Campbell goes through personal Assistants

mmmm squidgy

if they'd just take her cell phone away they'd be good,...as that seems to be all she throws at them,.....

now back to your eye,...i bet you'd look good as a pirate

Ahhh!!! Urban touch it, Don't jab it!!!! Hmmm....That could be taken any number of ways.

Great, now you've exposed my fetish

Stroking eyeballs gets me off