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An hero - Encyclopedia Dramatica

I know this is awful and I'm gonna go to hell for this, but I'm laughing my ass off.

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Rachele Rudd was a 16 year old girl from Spencerport, New York who killed herself Last Thursday November 12 2004 and was the first to start a trend of myspace suicides which means posting bulletins shortly before your death. Rachele is rumoured to have been very depressed about being raped by her father and wrote numerous blogs on her since deleted myspace stating that he had only raeped her for the lulz. She was also almost raped by at least 100 other members of her family.

Being a hardcore Marilyn Manson fan obviously meant that nobody fucking cared about her or her obviously shit taste in music, she then started attention whoring via the internets in a lame attempt to gain sympathy from other like minded faggots.

After her plan spectacularly backfired she looked in a dictionary to see what “failure” meant and was astonished to see a picture of herself which had been placed there by her parents some years previous, this in turn led to a catastrophic series of events which would see Rachele flip off a train driver and her parents finally glad to be free of her whining emoism.

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