Need help on scaring away a roommate.

anticipation · 11-15-2007, 03:22 PM

ask them if you can take a dump on their chest.

djchameleon · 11-16-2007, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win

dammit you took my idea. I'll still come over periodically. I can give her pointers on what guys like and don't like.

stakeraiser · 11-16-2007, 01:13 PM

tell her to take a huge crap on the other side of the room

that always works

cardboard adolescent · 11-16-2007, 01:31 PM

i met two kids here who had the same problem:
one told his roommate he was gay and had a crush on him,
the other sprinkled breadcrumbs repeatedly in his roommate's bed.
I'm not sure which is worse.

Kevorkian Logic · 11-16-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardboard adolescent

i met two kids here who had the same problem:
one told his roommate he was gay and had a crush on him,
the other sprinkled breadcrumbs repeatedly in his roommate's bed.
I'm not sure which is worse.

breadcrumbs, no contest. Crushes can be a bit awkward at first, but easily ignored. Breadcrumbs are complete hell to sleep on at night, and impossible to be ignored.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-16-2007, 07:19 PM

I would have retaliated with hidden prawns. Those things are rancid after a couple of days.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 11-16-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I think your friend should move out and I'll stay there for a while. She can parade around in anything she likes and she will get all of the blowjob practice that she needs.

Win/Win

HAHA. You WOULD say that. God, you're awesome.

Has your friend tried talking to her room mate, telling her how running around the apartment half naked and asking her about blowjobs makes her uncomfortable? While violence is my favorite choice for solving problems, it should be the last, especially if there's a chance that negotiations will help.

If she has and the bitch is still running around in her leopard skin bra..... I would suggest Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Beneath the Massacre.

dirt mcgirt · 11-21-2007, 07:03 AM

take a **** in tha bitchez bed son

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