The Recreational Drug Thread (member, quote, memory, 2005, hands)

Freebase Dali · 02-05-2010, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma

LOL that reminds of the time this really ugly lesbian girl told me she'd give me some coke if she could eat my cunt

She was so gross

Totally not as weird.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 02-05-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Totally not as weird.

A pussy feast, from this girl?!!?!? Urghhhhhhh

She'd always try to go down on me though, once when I was at her house drinkin with her and my best friend, I was wearing this dress that was really long with pants underneath, and I was gonna take the pants off because it was hot and I was drunk, and the dress was like, calf length and she tells me" If you take your pants off....will you let me eat you out!!!"

ugh

Then another time I had a few friends over to smoke with her and we'd made a gravity bong, and I was sitting next to her and she just keeps going on about how she felt like she'd "just got ****ed really hard in her ass" and then she repeatedly kept saying how she wished she'd have a **** in her ass. ****ing terrifying.

Freebase Dali · 02-05-2010, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma

A pussy feast, from this girl?!!?!? Urghhhhhhh

She'd always try to go down on me though, once when I was at her house drinkin with her and my best friend, I was wearing this dress that was really long with pants underneath, and I was gonna take the pants off because it was hot and I was drunk, and the dress was like, calf length and she tells me" If you take your pants off....will you let me eat you out!!!"

ugh

Then another time I had a few friends over to smoke with her and we'd made a gravity bong, and I was sitting next to her and she just keeps going on about how she felt like she'd "just got ****ed really hard in her ass" and then she repeatedly kept saying how she wished she'd have a **** in her ass. ****ing terrifying.

What's weird about this whole thing is that you have a picture of her at quick disposal.

Cadrian · 02-05-2010, 06:40 PM

I guess its on the same subject.....

I got a friend who just realized chicks usually get better deals on pot then guys do.

It was ****ing hilarious dude calls his dealer to complain that he sold this chick we know the same amount of pot same grade for 15 bucks cheaper then what he got it for. Needless to say my friend is moron.

I learned that long go.... Send a hoe in to do the deal for ya or at least with you, you'll usually get a better deal.

*edit Then again lemme say I wouldnt send my girlfriend, I have done some deals in Alleys where I thought I Might get raped in.

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02-05-2010, 06:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cadrian Music Addict Join Date: May 2009 Location: South Carolina Posts: 111	I guess its on the same subject..... I got a friend who just realized chicks usually get better deals on pot then guys do. It was ***ing hilarious dude calls his dealer to complain that he sold this chick we know the same amount of pot same grade for 15 bucks cheaper then what he got it for. Needless to say my friend is moron. I learned that long go.... Send a hoe in to do the deal for ya or at least with you, you'll usually get a better deal. edit Then again lemme say I wouldnt send my girlfriend, I have done some deals in Alleys where I thought I Might get raped in. Last edited by Cadrian; 02-05-2010 at 06:45 PM.