That's why it's all about bromo-dragonFLY

The gayvernment doesn't even know what it is

I'm infatuated with bromo-dragonfly

I gotta order some

Guilt by association? Terror in the DEA that they are on the verge of losing their purpose? General idiocy? The same reasons half of America doesn't believe in climate change?

Ever get so high it felt like you were in an independent film

Hell yeah, let the devil in.
I'm really regretting hitting two huge gaggers of bath salts last night at xmas party. My work day has been righteously ****ed since it began.

I'm shooting up a dose of black widow venom and gettin ripped

What's the recommended dosage of that?

I know, I know. Shoulda just smoked it.

Eating your coworkers will do that.

Haha, nah never that, well maybe, but never from being intoxicated.