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Shrooms 36 5.71%
Acid 51 8.10%
Weed 242 38.41%
Ecstasy 30 4.76%
Meth 7 1.11%
Coke/Crack 15 2.38%
Heroin/Opium 17 2.70%
Alcohol 65 10.32%
Caffeine 51 8.10%
Nicotine/Harmane 11 1.75%
Other 27 4.29%
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Old 07-30-2015, 04:16 AM   #5841 (permalink)
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Got a dub waiting for me from a dude at work. Getting off at 11, buying a new pack of smokes and a cheap bowl, and then I'm gonna get ****ing baked for the first time in over five years. So excited!


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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-30-2015, 04:18 AM   #5842 (permalink)
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Got a dub waiting for me from a dude at work. Getting off at 11, buying a new pack of smokes and a cheap bowl, and then I'm gonna get ****ing baked for the first time in over five years. So excited!
Five years?
How is that possible?
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Old 07-30-2015, 11:33 AM   #5843 (permalink)
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God damn it I hate dealing with nickel and dime mother****ers. This **** was supposed to go down easy and quick, and this dude is taking forever and acting all paranoid, asking me over and over if I'm undercover. I'm like, "Why?", and he thinks I'm "acting weird". Like, mother****er, I'm a weird dude, so carry your ass with that ****.

I guess it's good that he's careful or whatever, but I have never in all my days been asked if I was a cop. What the ****? Don't you think that if I was a cop I'd have better things to do than get a job at some ****ty fast food place to arrest dudes who sell dimebags? If I knew anyone else to get **** from I would drop this ******* and go buy from someone who isn't a retard.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-30-2015, 11:43 AM   #5844 (permalink)
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God damn it I hate dealing with nickel and dime mother****ers. This **** was supposed to go down easy and quick, and this dude is taking forever and acting all paranoid, asking me over and over if I'm undercover. I'm like, "Why?", and he thinks I'm "acting weird". Like, mother****er, I'm a weird dude, so carry your ass with that ****.

I guess it's good that he's careful or whatever, but I have never in all my days been asked if I was a cop. What the ****? Don't you think that if I was a cop I'd have better things to do than get a job at some ****ty fast food place to arrest dudes who sell dimebags? If I knew anyone else to get **** from I would drop this ******* and go buy from someone who isn't a retard.
Dumb, sketched out dealers are the worst. Mine visits my house, says high to my parents and grandma, and comes up to my room for a bit to have a beer while he weighs it out. Be jealous.
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Old 07-30-2015, 11:59 AM   #5845 (permalink)
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The dumbest **** is that he wants to meet at a Food Lion. Like, seriously, dude? A ****ing Food Lion? You're paranoid about cops and you want to sell drugs in or around a Food Lion? I get that he doesn't want to to the deal at work since there are hella cameras, BUT YOU'RE A ****ING MORON! AND I'M A MORON FOR ****ING WITH YOU!

God I hope he's not the only one who deals at my job. I don't know if I can take this **** on the regular. It's been two hours since we were supposed to do this. I should be high right now. I am not high right now. This is not okay.
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you should tape a wire to your chest... and then after he sells to you, blackmail him into giving you free weed or else you'll turn him in
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Old 07-30-2015, 12:27 PM   #5847 (permalink)
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The dumbest **** is that he wants to meet at a Food Lion. Like, seriously, dude? A ****ing Food Lion? You're paranoid about cops and you want to sell drugs in or around a Food Lion? I get that he doesn't want to to the deal at work since there are hella cameras, BUT YOU'RE A ****ING MORON! AND I'M A MORON FOR ****ING WITH YOU!

God I hope he's not the only one who deals at my job. I don't know if I can take this **** on the regular. It's been two hours since we were supposed to do this. I should be high right now. I am not high right now. This is not okay.
Just do the deal in the bathroom at work.
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Old 07-30-2015, 12:30 PM   #5848 (permalink)
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I used to know someone that dealt through the drive through of a KFC. Pretty slick operation until they got caught.
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Old 07-30-2015, 12:36 PM   #5849 (permalink)
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Just do the deal in the bathroom at work.
yea... mens rooms are honestly the best place to find drugs.

in fact, batlord, you can find drugs in just about any random mens room, if you try hard enough. just find a stall with some one in it, and go into the stall next to theirs, sit down, and tap your foot so they can see it, three times. then just wait for their response. that's the universal criminal code for "i would like to buy some drugs pls."
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Old 07-30-2015, 12:45 PM   #5850 (permalink)
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If only my friend the drug fiend would answer his phone or actually call me back then I wouldn't have to deal with this dude's ****.
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