Have you ever gone in?

Ha ha! I was at the bar the other night and this goofy guy was singing that song 'Im too sexy for my..." It was highly entertaining. I ended up getting a DUI that night. At my arraignment that guy was sitting next to me in the bench. We had such a great convo. "Too bad youre not too sexy to get out of a DUI"

No but clearly you were to sexy for your car.

Yeah, so was my side view mirror! I don't know if he got eaten by a mailbow or what happened, but he is no longer attached to the whip.

Haven't been smoking much lately... Trying to live a different lifestyle and get my head on straight for the first time in about 2 years. But my room mate had a birthday party a couple weeks ago and one of our friends made a weed cake. How glorious. Some kid, some chick, and me went to the kid's van and just sat in there, drunk and baked, and listened to dubstep. First time I ever listened to dubstep. I just remember sitting there closing my eyes and thinking they were some of the greatest sounds I'd ever heard and I wanted to rap over them.

dubstep + bud = pure awesome

Some things do sound especially good while stoned and music with a great beat is one of those things.

Itunes visualizer my friends. Do it.

I had no idea iTunes had a visualizer, but yeah this idea is gold. I always use my xbox to do the full screen visualizer, does for some excellent mind trips.

I'm not really sure what DUI means. Does it mean you get tested for driving under influence or did you actually drive under influence?

It means he got pulled over by a cop and it was determined he had drank more alcohol than he was legally allowed to drink and then drive. My guess is that he was breathalyzed and was over the legal limit.

DUIs suck. You either face jail time or just probation and a fine. Severity of punishment depends on your blood-alcohol level and whether or not you are a repeat offender. I was an intern at a Probation Office and the same people would always be in there. Some people never learn.