The Recreational Drug Thread

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Totally not as weird.

A pussy feast, from this girl?!!?!? Urghhhhhhh

She'd always try to go down on me though, once when I was at her house drinkin with her and my best friend, I was wearing this dress that was really long with pants underneath, and I was gonna take the pants off because it was hot and I was drunk, and the dress was like, calf length and she tells me" If you take your pants off....will you let me eat you out!!!"

ugh

Then another time I had a few friends over to smoke with her and we'd made a gravity bong, and I was sitting next to her and she just keeps going on about how she felt like she'd "just got ****ed really hard in her ass" and then she repeatedly kept saying how she wished she'd have a **** in her ass. ****ing terrifying.

[duga]

^

poor girl just wants to get laid. by anyone.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Paloma

A pussy feast, from this girl?!!?!? Urghhhhhhh

She'd always try to go down on me though, once when I was at her house drinkin with her and my best friend, I was wearing this dress that was really long with pants underneath, and I was gonna take the pants off because it was hot and I was drunk, and the dress was like, calf length and she tells me" If you take your pants off....will you let me eat you out!!!"

ugh

Then another time I had a few friends over to smoke with her and we'd made a gravity bong, and I was sitting next to her and she just keeps going on about how she felt like she'd "just got ****ed really hard in her ass" and then she repeatedly kept saying how she wished she'd have a **** in her ass. ****ing terrifying.

What's weird about this whole thing is that you have a picture of her at quick disposal.

[Sansa Stark]

I have a facebook tab open, jerk

She's infamous in my circle

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I have a facebook tab open, jerk

She's infamous in my circle

I was only trying to ruffle your feathers.


She does sound like a horrible monster though.
I had this chick last semester who was like that, except she looked a lot worse and probably weighed a lot more... She would STARE at me the entire time during classes. She'd always try to sit near me. I'd start the class and we'd be, for all intents and purposes, across the room from each other. By the end of the class she would be two seats away. Staring. Waiting. Probably planning when she would rape me.
It was gross.

[Cadrian]

I guess its on the same subject.....

I got a friend who just realized chicks usually get better deals on pot then guys do.

It was ****ing hilarious dude calls his dealer to complain that he sold this chick we know the same amount of pot same grade for 15 bucks cheaper then what he got it for. Needless to say my friend is moron.

I learned that long go.... Send a hoe in to do the deal for ya or at least with you, you'll usually get a better deal.

*edit Then again lemme say I wouldnt send my girlfriend, I have done some deals in Alleys where I thought I Might get raped in.

[duga]

dude...sexist.

not cool

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I was only trying to ruffle your feathers.


She does sound like a horrible monster though.
I had this chick last semester who was like that, except she looked a lot worse and probably weighed a lot more... She would STARE at me the entire time during classes. She'd always try to sit near me. I'd start the class and we'd be, for all intents and purposes, across the room from each other. By the end of the class she would be two seats away. Staring. Waiting. Probably planning when she would rape me.
It was gross.

Yer still a meanie

But that does sound gross, I would have got some bear mace if I were you.

This girl used to leave me weird livejournal comments like "I haven't licked Dayna's boobs yet, but I want to" and she'd gawked at my boobies when we were all drunk and flashing cars. Another time she started masturbating in the back of a car everyone was in, and everyone got out. The worst had to be was when a bunch of us drank several bottles of wine, and I'd taken off my shirt because, again, I was warm, so she did too, but then she started taking off the rest of her clothes. She was like, 230 pounds, and had these huge, horrible stretch marks, bigger than my forearmish.

[duga]

^

and you still invite her around...why?

[Sansa Stark]

I don't, this was years ago. I was like seventeen I believe, we always used her for her house and alcohol. That's horrible I know, but I told her to go **** herself after she tried to get with my boyfriend at the time. I was pissssssssssssssssssed