I imagine it would still burn like ****, for both parties

Hahahahaha worst suicide ever. I feel bad for his mother...Wait, how would the bottle stay in his ass, cause don't you shit and piss when you die? Wouldn't he **** the bottle out? or just **** in the bottle?


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Maybe after internal pressures built up due to decomposition, but unless the bottle was being held in place by muscle tension, I see no reason why it'd come out immediately upon death.

Death doesn't just cause things to come flying out of your ass. When you die, any muscle control you used to have will have failed, so naturally, if you were restricting a bowel movement or urination, with the help of internal vs. external pressures and gravity, you will probably leak.
But if there is basic equalization of pressure before muscle control is lost, don't expect fireworks.

Some people have too much ****in' time on their hands. Anybody dumb enough to funnel booze into their ass in the quest for a buzz deserves a minor footnote in The Darwin Awards. Only a minor one.

I have heard of people injecting booze, though. ****in' creepy. Just gimme a ****in' beer, already.

Well thanks for clearing that up, Dali.

Let me comment on that as soon as I'm finished mainlining this baby aspirin.

I wonder why he never pulled it out too, its not like it happened instantly. He must have been enjoying himself. Its gotta be crazy feeling alohol hit you like that. I think the rectum has a 90% absorption rate

Sure thing.
So make sure you go potty before you die.

I always hope to die on the potty instead, I think it may be easier, maybe in my last few years I'll attach myself to the toilet, like that one lady who was stuck to it for something like five years.

If Elvis can do it, so can you.

I was once enlightened to a heart-warming tale about how a man came to earn free lap dances for life at a local strip club.

I guess one of the girl's secrets to performance enhancement was X. So what a great idea to booty-bump it, yeah? No! This poor ****in' guy comes in for a standard lap dance and ends up getting shat on all over his chest, lap and face. I guess it loosened her up a bit.

So please, people. Take your pills orally like a regular mammal.