Hmmm... then just mail me half a sheet and we'll do business on Paypal. lol

Hahahaha, you know... it's a possibility.

I'm dead serious.
Maybe not half a sheet at first or anything. Never can be too careful.
But yea, that's probably the easiest thing to send in the mail inside country. No customs to worry about. No smells. Just an envelope and the goodies in a ziplock bag. And maybe some of those bubble wraps. Because they're fun to pop.

hahaha. yea i wouldnt worry about acid sheets. just put it in a pad of paper and it would be ok wouldnt it?

Yup. The only way to get caught is if someone literally breaks into your package/letter in transit and reports you to the police... which won't happen, because breaking into someone else's mail is a federal offense.

And If there's nothing suspicious about the package, there's no reason for any mail handlers to do anything.

For extra security and warm fuzzy feelings on the dealer's end (which is more important than the buyer), all he/she has to do is not include a return address. Voila.

Yeah I suppose it's actually very easy to get away with.

I mean, if all our letters and packages always arrived unsealed, opened, etc. then I would advise not mailing contraband, but in my experience, that's never happened to me or anyone I know. I'm sure it happens, but I'm also sure that 99 percent of the time it's perpetrated by identity thieves or check-washers or what have you. Even if it happened in a contraband transaction, the guys doing the crime would very likely not be dumb enough to report it and incriminate themselves in a federal crime in the process. Worst that would happen is all ur drugz are belong to him.

Thin chance, either way.

Edit:
But obviously you wouldn't want to chance mailing something that drug-sniffing dogs could catch. I don't know what goes down at the post office, and that right there is enough to stray me away from it.
That said, pills and acid, shrooms even.. all safe.

overconcentrated mint tea is cheap and effective

Agreed. And I mean think about how sneaky you could be.
Put a sheet in the pages of a book. No one would search through a book to find drugs. You would have to go through like every package at the post office if you did **** like that and nobody has the time.

^ just gotta worry about putting a bare sheet against pages of a book, considering humidity and resulting transfer. Optimally, you'll want to isolate the sheet in something waterproof, like a ziplock bag. If you can put that in between a book, it will be fine. Even if there's a gap in the pages.
Mail handlers don't go opening packages and rifling through books. If the package isn't suspicious (aka: fluid leaking from the package, oddly shaped package, wires protruding from package, ticking sound in package..lol), there's absolutely no reason it should be opened.