The first time I got drunk, which involved homosex, nudity, theft and underage drinking.

you're so cool,
my first time only involved the homosex.

Drinking myself sober and going straight to work
Getting a dry run while having sex-if you are good you will know, if you are shíte, you may learn if you are lucky!

The rest are for me to know, and for you to find out.

One time, my band was spending the night at the drummer's house. We were all in a too-much-food coma from pizza, buffalo wings, cinnamon bread, Vitamin Water, Pringles, and whipped cream. It was too late to play anymore, since the drummer's parents were sleeping. So I say, "hey, it'd be pretty fun to go for a jog right now." and get met with blank stares. "Yeah, I guess." So we record videos of us goofing around for about ten minutes.

Quarter to one, the bassist goes, "Yeah, it would be pretty cool to go for a jog." So we went out and ran for an hour and a half. Along the way we dodged cops, had the **** scared out of us by another jogger who we thought was following us, got chased by a raccoon who wasn't keen on me pissing on a tree along the road (well, that was just me, and only for about the twenty yards it took me to catch up), stopped at Speedway to buy one 89-cent water, and hid in the bushes from a family walking their dog. At one in the morning.

were you hi?

Hah; actually, no. I don't drink or smoke. I just act with enough of a lack of common sense that you'd think I was perpetually baked beyond recognition.

lol well good for you, sounds like a crazy time

Sounds like a pretty standard night to me...

Me too, actually.

1) my 3 or 4 weeks I spent at Sewanee, those ****ers were up for anything and everything.
2) Staying up till 5 am every night for a week playing Chess and Scrabble with Andrew. It sounds dorky, but there were factors involved that made it awesome.
3) Having sex in a movie theatre, huge rush there.