No, It's Not Okay Michael. It Is Not Okay.
 

CUZ THATS WHAT JESUS IS ABOUT

xD

Christmas is the foundation of my faith.

give me a fuckin' break michael.

Rofl, bribe a kid into christianity, what a classic.

Its a catholic thing I think.

Well then- Rofl, bribe a kid into christ, what a classic.

god warriors ftw

Someone should tell that lady that obesity is a sin :).

You shut your mouth. If it's God's will and part of God's plan for her to be so big, then so be it.

Thats not fat, thats her spiritual armor.

Ah, and the wavy affect is just there for looks?

yeah. it's confuse Dork-sided people.

Damn, I wanted to hear more. :[

Shes Not A Christiaaaaaaaaaaaaan Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I saw that episode when it went live. That lady is crazy. It is amazing how Jesus stressed on the love of others throughout his teachings and people complete ignore it.

AHAHAHA.
+3 Defense pts ftw.

With a +12 Spirit buff :).

.....But -627 Int. :(.

Jesus <3 fat chicks.

Most Christians I know are morbidly obese.

Could this be some kind of Christianity-McDonalds conspiracy?

Like Jesus = Ronald McDonald?

Are they fat because they're christians, or are they christians because they're fat?

chicken or the egg?


yesh, christianity is very chickenegg.

the god warrior and i are like neighbors almost.

believe it or not she got a lot of support around here from old people. most of the people around my age reacted the same way as the rest of the country. which was kickass cause my friend got to interview her for this stupid teen news program he used to do, and he let me come along and i kept making comments that alluded to that black hole she calls a gap.

Maybe it's both. Fat people become Christians because they know they're going to die soon of fatcrushedheart (scientific term) and want to feel that maybe they're going somewhere better when that happens. Somewhere where they aren't fat. Christians become fat for similar reasons, because they're really in a hurry to get to heaven and getting really fat is actually a sneaky form of suicide which the very small print of the bible says is ok because Santa Claus is fat and he's the best Christians of them all.

The only problem I have with you guys making these accusations is the act that there are a lot of fat non-Christians out there. I mean there are a lot of fat Christians, but you can't ignore the data for the counter-argument.

Could you not tell that we are clearly joking and thus don't believe this to be the actual truth?

I know it is a joke, but jokes are much better when they actually sound truthful. That is why Bill Hicks was so funny.

So you knew that they were jokes, then

:whythis:

You knew it was a joke, apparently jokes that aren't up to the standards of Bill Hicks all be it, but still jokes nonetheless.