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Old 09-06-2007, 03:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default My penis and everybody elses.

T'was a programe on the bc the other day, had me in stitches, anyone else watch it?
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't get that channel, so enlighten me .
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Any takers?

His penis is tiny though, seriously.
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It don't matter, if your lady has small hands you look huge anyhow!
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Old 09-09-2007, 04:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2007, 02:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The guy doing that program seemed to be trying to convince himself that him thinking he had an abnormally small penis was somehow just a mental state. In fact, he genuinely did have an abnormally small penis and the doctors and women he spoke to about it were just trying to be nice about his baby****.

The stats gave the average at about 6 inches, he stated that his was a bit over 3 inches and then he went on to suggest that maybe it's just the media and pornography's influence that makes him think he doesn't measure up. That's like a dwarf saying that the reason people think he/she is short is because they watch NBA.
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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^Lmao, poor dwark**** fellow, he'll never live this down.
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Old 09-23-2007, 03:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Knowing that there are people out there that small, now when i look at my penis it looks just a little bigger everytime.
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