How do you pass time on a plane?
 

'Cause christ knows tommorrow it'll be 4 or 5 hours of i spy for me.

reading, music, beating off.


playing "how do you think that guy/girl will die?"
or
playing "spot the terrorist"

'spot the ugly' and 'spot the person who jus got laid' are two of me and my mates personal favourite time passing games. You never get bored of those.

Just put some good tuneage on and rest those little peepers my friend.

Translation:

Listen to your MP3 player and go to sleep!

Fill a sick bag with coleslaw and pretend to vomit violently, making sure you attract enough attention.
Then ask the air hostess for a plastic spoon and eat it.

Roll a pineapple down the aisle and shout...GRENADE!

Barry Humphries did that!

I read.
or if I am really bored
I have sex in the bathroom.
good time killer

I mostly fart and try to pinpoint the exact second somebody smells it

your lingo is so hip ;)

You should rant loudly to the person next to you about the goverment, hell, throw in some gibbersh well your at it.