*ducks*

I see you naaaasty!

It's ok roxy. He just wants to see your tits.

SOME of my hobbies are cooking, communism, watching mr lebanon, going to the beach

i used to like playing sports mainly football and basketball but stopped after high school

How is communism a hobby?

oh i forgot to mention

i also really like to make strong eye contact with my roommate whenever i eat a banana

Something I love to do when a friend of mine eats a banana is to say, "OW! Be gentle!" As he or she takes a bite.

I like to open a banana, throw the edible part in the trash, tape the peel around my penis, and ask random strangers if they'd like some fruit.

IKR.... Move here, let me wrap you in an american flag and baptize you with freedom.

Freedom the second greatest thing. After fried chicken.