Southerner wants to fight!
 

There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. Bill hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. Bill was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.

He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"



This was that redneck joke I was trying to tell you matious before AIM quit.

can i make fun of scott being canadien now D=

tell me the jokes!

haha, post more!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...keepers-Na.jpg

xD

get it cuz they have no military

lol

AN ARMY OF ONE!

hahaha

Matious what do you call a southerner with a sheep under each arm?

a pimp!

Bill pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Clarence where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Bill recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Clarence.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

God that Bill guy sounds like a class act!

ITS BILL!

xD
glad im not him

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.

The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!"

How can you tell if a redneck is married? There's tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.


But the real question is MARRIED TO WHAT?

^http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images8/GOAT_Pygmy_Goat.jpg

more like...

http://i11.tinypic.com/4lr7khz.jpg


Yeah those are whip marks

i especially like the tear xD

Scotts favorite canadian joke (posted through me by Scott):
YouTube - Devin's Joke

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for lespaul ;)