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08-31-2007, 10:42 PM
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isfckingdead
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Matious what do you call a southerner with a sheep under each arm?
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08-31-2007, 10:42 PM
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isfckingdead
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a pimp!
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08-31-2007, 10:46 PM
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isfckingdead
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Bill pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Clarence where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Bill recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Clarence. "Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..." God that Bill guy sounds like a class act!
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08-31-2007, 10:47 PM
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08-31-2007, 10:51 PM
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isfckingdead
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A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck. The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!"
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