They gave me DNA, not life.

They gave you both. Even if there is such a thing as a god, decent parents > God and they do a lot more for you.

God never made me sandwiches, or drove me to swimming club, or paid for piano lessons... or passed on to me these stunning good looks.

Thats like saying

"They didn't give me a sandwich, they gave me two slices of bread with meat inbetween"

i had to steal my good looks from russian super models.

They gave you what you needed to live life; the ability to breathe, to fight off infection, to grow stronger, etc. etc. They didn't give you the universe and it's challenges, which IS life.

Why should he? What makes you so great that a being as powerful as God should have to bow down to you and meet your every demand? "I want a sandwich. I want to go to the swimming club. I want piano lesson. I want to look good." People are like babies in God's eyes, always praying, always whining about every minuscule thing. God gave you the universe. Earn the right to live in it. Get it your own damn self.

No, life is:

Response to stimuli
Ability to reproduce
Oxygen neccessity
Waste creation
and DNA.

What dictionary did you pull that from?

Life is what you make it. If you want to be that cynical about it, that's your problem.

is he over here just trying to start arguements too? geezus

Its what hes here for.

The Instigator to be sure!