Sex, God, David Blane and other fun stuff... (country, dance)

DearJenny · 08-07-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

Wrong, Jesus died so christians could be saved and live a lifestyle according to the bible, not so they could have a net to catch them when they sin fully aware they're doing it.

The belief before Jesus died was that the bible was law. But nobody could follow it to the dot. Besides, I always remove my cross before I "sin" and I pray for repentence every night for my teenage hormones.

~~i get high sometimes~~ · 08-07-2007, 03:09 PM

The fact that you have to ask for forgiveness for not immolating your father and mother after sex on her period is a severe moral flaw on the part of your religion.
Maybe you're a good person for not following the ridiculous laws of the Bible, but the Bible certainly isn't a good book for putting forth the laws in the first place.

Sparky · 08-07-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by synapse

Jesus was the David Blaine of his era, and he has managed to fool everyone.

the whole walking on water business is way better then any of David Blaine's material.

joyboyo53 · 08-07-2007, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

The belief before Jesus died was that the bible was law. But nobody could follow it to the dot. Besides, I always remove my cross before I "sin" and I pray for repentence every night for my teenage hormones.

your catholic right? just a ...WILD guess

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Originally Posted by matious

the whole walking on water business is way better then any of David Blaine's material.

seriously, on top of that he gave someone else the ability to do it.

but honestly, resurrection ftw! (both giving and receiving.... and who said jesus didn't have a humorous side

)

DearJenny · 08-07-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jgd85

your catholic right? just a ...WILD guess

seriously, on top of that he gave someone else the ability to do it.

but honestly, resurrection ftw! (both giving and receiving.... and who said jesus didn't have a humorous side

)

Worse. "Reborn" baptist.
lol.

Laces Out Dan! · 08-07-2007, 06:46 PM

YouTube - Family Guy - Jesus' miracles

DearJenny · 08-07-2007, 11:48 PM

And by the way, if I talk about religion, most of the time I'm joking around. I'm far from being a bible basher.

Son of JayJamJah · 08-11-2007, 11:04 PM

My Favorite Topic besides Music is religion...

One statement: There is no God.

One question: Does anyone really believe there is?

One Answer: No, of course not.

One conclusion: Religion is rubbish to those who think it through, but helpful in guiding a large percentage of those who don't through life effectively.

dirt mcgirt · 08-12-2007, 06:27 AM

ayo, you ever go from tha club back to sum bitches pad an therez a littl yappy dog dat try jumpin on tha bed an lickin yo face whne you tryin to **** son?

i got dog hair all ova my fly threadz son.

~~i get high sometimes~~ · 08-12-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JayJamJah

My Favorite Topic besides Music is religion...

One statement: There is no God.

One question: Does anyone really believe there is?

One Answer: No, of course not.

One conclusion: Religion is rubbish to those who think it through, but helpful in guiding a large percentage of those who don't through life effectively.

We agree on something.

08-07-2007, 06:46 PM	#46 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	YouTube - Family Guy - Jesus' miracles __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

08-07-2007, 11:48 PM	#47 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	And by the way, if I talk about religion, most of the time I'm joking around. I'm far from being a bible basher. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

08-07-2007, 03:09 PM	#42 (permalink)
~~i get high sometimes~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 240	The fact that you have to ask for forgiveness for not immolating your father and mother after sex on her period is a severe moral flaw on the part of your religion. Maybe you're a good person for not following the ridiculous laws of the Bible, but the Bible certainly isn't a good book for putting forth the laws in the first place.

08-11-2007, 11:04 PM	#48 (permalink)
Son of JayJamJah Occams Razor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: End of the Earth Posts: 2,472	My Favorite Topic besides Music is religion... One statement: There is no God. One question: Does anyone really believe there is? One Answer: No, of course not. One conclusion: Religion is rubbish to those who think it through, but helpful in guiding a large percentage of those who don't through life effectively.

08-12-2007, 06:27 AM	#49 (permalink)
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 194	ayo, you ever go from tha club back to sum bitches pad an therez a littl yappy dog dat try jumpin on tha bed an lickin yo face whne you tryin to **** son? i got dog hair all ova my fly threadz son.