Sex, God, David Blane and other fun stuff... (effect, quote)

DearJenny · 08-06-2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by i get high sometimes

Full of fail? You know you are commissioned by the Bible to not do and do those things (respectively). Or are you one of those Christians who doesn't actually care what the Bible says?

We are told to "do and not do" things, yes. But man has never been perfect. People sin. This is why Jesus was cruxcified. His death paid for the sins of man so that the slightest err in our ways will not comdemn us to hell. Which means the Bible does not need to be followed word for word and deed for deed. Besides, you do not get to Heaven by good works alone, faith is the key factor. So Inuzuka........Jesus died so you could masturbate.

~~i get high sometimes~~ · 08-06-2007, 07:15 PM

religious jargon, especially when it is sincere, is hilarious.

DearJenny · 08-06-2007, 08:44 PM

Next time you have a thought just let it go.

~~i get high sometimes~~ · 08-06-2007, 09:07 PM

I don't know, my thoughts don't verge on the point of deluded fantasy.
Not insulting anyone personally here, more the entire institution of religion.

sleepy jack · 08-06-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

We are told to "do and not do" things, yes. But man has never been perfect. People sin. This is why Jesus was cruxcified. His death paid for the sins of man so that the slightest err in our ways will not comdemn us to hell. Which means the Bible does not need to be followed word for word and deed for deed. Besides, you do not get to Heaven by good works alone, faith is the key factor. So Inuzuka........Jesus died so you could masturbate.

Wrong, Jesus died so christians could be saved and live a lifestyle according to the bible, not so they could have a net to catch them when they sin fully aware they're doing it.

DontRunMeOver · 08-07-2007, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword

And Hell would be terrible. The Bible describes Hell as total isolation from everything. Then you will just keep falling down for the rest of eternity,

Being in free-fall for eternity sounds like pretty good fun. You could bust all kinds of sky-diving moves and never have to worry about opening the parachute.

anticipation · 08-07-2007, 08:00 AM

I hear that when you masturbate, the proportional punishment in hell is a broken-glass handjob.

just sayin'

joyboyo53 · 08-07-2007, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

Wrong, Jesus died so christians could be saved and live a lifestyle according to the bible, not so they could have a net to catch them when they sin fully aware they're doing it.

you are right, he did die for everyones sins so that we could be saved. he does want each and everyone of us to live a life according to the bible (many translations ago). however the christian belief is also held that it does work like a net to catch them, even if they fall from the grace of god; as long as they have repented for their sins and accept jesus as their lord and savior.

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

I hear that when you masturbate, the proportional punishment in hell is a broken-glass handjob.

o boy, i really hope i don't go to hell

organized religion is a scam, but it doesn't mean that jesus was wrong. regardless of how you look at it, this single man did some really amazing, things that were impossible. they are recorded by both his followers and his enemies, which gives them a sort of validity. he changed the life of millions upon millions of people. don't you get the idea that maybe he had quite an amazing understand of the universe... far better than you or i. when you were 7 years old you were trying not to piss your bed, he was teaching grown men who had studied the bible things their whole lives about god. think about it.

btw, arent we a little

... maybe someone should start a "masturbation and religion" thread.

pheurton · 08-07-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jgd85

organized religion is a scam, but it doesn't mean that jesus was wrong. regardless of how you look at it, this single man did some really amazing, things that were impossible. they are recorded by both his followers and his enemies, which gives them a sort of validity. he changed the life of millions upon millions of people. don't you get the idea that maybe he had quite an amazing understand of the universe... far better than you or i. when you were 7 years old you were trying not to piss your bed, he was teaching grown men who had studied the bible things their whole lives about god. think about it.

Jesus was the David Blaine of his era, and he has managed to fool everyone.

jackhammer · 08-07-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jgd85

cmon just dying is such a boring ending, believe in dreaming or reliving your life over and over or being reincarnated or something.

No I will have lived my life, to the best I possibly could. I will have tried to be the best father I could, and the best partner. I will **** up along the way, but I have no allusions for an afterlife. Let someone else have a go.

08-06-2007, 08:44 PM	#33 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	Next time you have a thought just let it go. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

08-06-2007, 07:15 PM	#32 (permalink)
~~i get high sometimes~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 240	religious jargon, especially when it is sincere, is hilarious.

08-06-2007, 09:07 PM	#34 (permalink)
~~i get high sometimes~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 240	I don't know, my thoughts don't verge on the point of deluded fantasy. Not insulting anyone personally here, more the entire institution of religion.

08-07-2007, 08:00 AM	#37 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	I hear that when you masturbate, the proportional punishment in hell is a broken-glass handjob. just sayin'