Sex, God, David Blane and other fun stuff... (single, Religious)

Inuzuka Skysword · 08-03-2007, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jgd85

so whats wrong with adding one more thing, one very important thing? its not like there is a specific number your trying to meet here...

Look, if you were a Christian you would know how I feel. I am not going to go to hell if I masturbate, but I like to do what he says. I can't pay back what he has given me, but I feel the need to want to follow him. That is just me though.

joyboyo53 · 08-03-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword

Look, if you were a Christian you would know how I feel. I am not going to go to hell if I masturbate, but I like to do what he says. I can't pay back what he has given me, but I feel the need to want to follow him. That is just me though.

i was a Christian, and i still hold many of their beliefs to be somewhat valid. however, the idea of one 'true' religion is comical. i am all for a personal relationship with the creator. just because some priest said children shouldn't masturbate (hoping they would release their sexual tension to him) doesnt mean you should follow his beliefs.

Inuzuka Skysword · 08-03-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jgd85

i was a Christian, and i still hold many of their beliefs to be somewhat valid. however, the idea of one 'true' religion is comical. i am all for a personal relationship with the creator. just because some priest said children shouldn't masturbate (hoping they would release their sexual tension to him) doesnt mean you should follow his beliefs.

What if I don't release my sexual tension until I am married? I don't see a problem with that. And it has nothing to do with a priest telling me what to do. It has to do with being sexually immoral, which I try not to be.

joyboyo53 · 08-03-2007, 10:05 AM

come find me when your married and tell me you waited... youll be 1/100, so good luck sir!

make it that long without masturbating and you will be 1/10000

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 08-03-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword

Look, if you were a Christian you would know how I feel. I am not going to go to hell if I masturbate, but I like to do what he says. I can't pay back what he has given me, but I feel the need to want to follow him. That is just me though.

Haven't you read The Divine Comedy? If you commit a sin, in this case "Lust," and you want penance, you will go to purgatory and be purged. For people who commit sins of lust, you will be purged by fire.

Of course, Hell wouldn't be too bad, you get to have fun flying around in a storm forever.

Inuzuka Skysword · 08-03-2007, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01

Haven't you read The Divine Comedy? If you commit a sin, in this case "Lust," and you want penance, you will go to purgatory and be purged. For people who commit sins of lust, you will be purged by fire.

Of course, Hell wouldn't be too bad, you get to have fun flying around in a storm forever.

I don't believe Purgatory is real. I mean where exactly does it explain Purgatory in the Bible? Second of all it is by the grace of God that we are saved, not by how much work we have to do after we die.

And Hell would be terrible. The Bible describes Hell as total isolation from everything. Then you will just keep falling down for the rest of eternity, which at first you will be crying because you didn't choose God, but then the next thousand years you will be gnashing your teeth in anger at yourself. And all of this happens in one endless cycle.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 · 08-03-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword

I don't believe Purgatory is real. I mean where exactly does it explain Purgatory in the Bible? Second of all it is by the grace of God that we are saved, not by how much work we have to do after we die.

And Hell would be terrible. The Bible describes Hell as total isolation from everything. Then you will just keep falling down for the rest of eternity, which at first you will be crying because you didn't choose God, but then the next thousand years you will be gnashing your teeth in anger at yourself. And all of this happens in one endless cycle.

I like my story better. It has fat people that ****, eat their own ****, then **** it back out, and eat it again. <_<

DontRunMeOver · 08-07-2007, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Inuzuka Skysword

And Hell would be terrible. The Bible describes Hell as total isolation from everything. Then you will just keep falling down for the rest of eternity,

Being in free-fall for eternity sounds like pretty good fun. You could bust all kinds of sky-diving moves and never have to worry about opening the parachute.

jackhammer · 08-06-2007, 03:19 PM

I,m an atheist, so I'm not going to heaven or Hell. I'm just going to die-simple as that. No more explanation is needed really.

jackhammer · 08-06-2007, 03:24 PM

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I was thinking about laying in a bed and having signs just pointing to my house with the words "free bitch". I'll let yall know how it goes.

I,m thinking MSN, i'm wishing to be 15 years younger!

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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I,m an atheist, so I'm not going to heaven or Hell. I'm just going to die-simple as that. No more explanation is needed really. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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joyboyo53 down the rabbit hole Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: the mountain called monkey Posts: 764	come find me when your married and tell me you waited... youll be 1/100, so good luck sir! make it that long without masturbating and you will be 1/10000