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View Poll Results: What's your biggest sexual fetish?
Masochism (pain) 5 3.82%
Salirophilia (getting dirty, wet, sticky or messy) 0 0%
Vincilagnia (bondage) 1 0.76%
Sadism (causing pain) 4 3.05%
Sthenolagnia (strength, muscles) 1 0.76%
Trichophilia (hair) 5 3.82%
Podophilia/Aretifism (feet) 7 5.34%
Navel fetishism (belly buttons) 2 1.53%
Vampirism (vampires, duh) 3 2.29%
Acomophilia (headshaving, baldness) 2 1.53%
Acousticophilia (music, certain sounds) 8 6.11%
Adolescentilism (dressing up like jailbait) 3 2.29%
Fur fetishism (wearing or touching fur) 1 0.76%
Leather fetishism (wearing leather, leather objects) 0 0%
Rubber fetishism (rubber, latex) 3 2.29%
Spandex fetishism (spandex) 1 0.76%
Silk/Satin fetishism (silk, satin) 2 1.53%
Capnolagnia (smoking) 4 3.05%
Macrophilia (fat people) 5 3.82%
Olafactophilia (certain smells) 3 2.29%
Furry fetishism (you fap to Sonic porn) 1 0.76%
Pictophilia/Schediaphilia (hentai, erotic art, cartoon characters) 6 4.58%
Stigmatophilia (piercings, tattoos, scars) 2 1.53%
Morphophilia (a specific body type) 4 3.05%
Transformation fetish (uh, guess) 0 0%
Xenophilia (people of a specific region) 3 2.29%
Racialphilia (people of a specific race) 5 3.82%
Total enclosure fetishism (being put in a helpless position) 6 4.58%
Maiesiophilia (pregos) 3 2.29%
Transvestism (you're Rudy Giuliani) 0 0%
Knismolagnia (tickling) 3 2.29%
Lagnolalia (dirty Talk) 7 5.34%
Other (these aren't sick enough for ya?) 19 14.50%
Anything/Everything 12 9.16%
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Old 08-21-2013, 02:16 AM   #521 (permalink)
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Women are always going batty over men with guitars

Been playing the bass for 40 years.


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But I think I'm the exception that proves the rule.
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What sort of shoes? Shoes don't particularly bother me, though I think these sort of shoes are cute.

As a general statement though I'd say men are fans of female podia. Women seem almost unanimous in their disgust. It's a real shame.
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I took this one about six years ago


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Lol Bass players never get pussy. It's always lead and drummer
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I'm a sucker for pretty hands.

Pianists' hands, I guess.
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Not.

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But I think I'm the exception that proves the rule.
That's surprising! If anything I'd think bass players would get more attention, simply because the bass is such a sexy instrument.
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He's really good. And he plays stuff for me all the time. He can play violin too but piano is his main instrument.
His main instrument huh?
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His main instrument huh?
I see what you did there.
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That's surprising! If anything I'd think bass players would get more attention, simply because the bass is such a sexy instrument.

It has nothing to do with the fact I'm a bass player and everything to do with the fact that I'm Paul Smeenus. Ineptitude trumps all.
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Dude, it doesn't even matter what a guy looks like. He's just got to know his way around a few musical instruments and BAM! Chicks everywhere.
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