how come

killing myself....

losing a fight to a skrawny kid or beating up the skrawny kid then learning hes ***...no matter what you lost, which is worse?

i'd go with beating up the kid, cause that would mean i was completely losing my mind, cause there's no way I'd ever get in a fight unless I absoluetly couldnt avoid it

having half a leg or half an arm?

I'd have half an arm, so that I can walk with my two legs to the repair shop and ask the man to put my arm back together.

you have to put another "this or that" Opium

il re-start...chocolate icecream or vanilla icecream?

definatly vanilla..................... um

dieing a slow painful death over a period of about three days or dieing fast and knowing that you had just won the lottery

dieing fast. knowing you had won anything wouldnt be that big a deal after death

scissors through an eye, or a banana rammed up the rectum by an intrigued member of the same sex...

:rolleyes: such imagination. sissors threw the eye. i guess.............um. ****. this one is difficult. but sissors are so tempting to poke something with. :laughing:
ok uhhhhh..........
growing up to be a old women/man with alot of cats OR growing old with someone you hate

i like cats. id go with them.

ripping off a toenail or waking up after your 18th with no recollection of the night before only to be told by your mates that they got you so drunk they paid for a 56 year old prostitute, and you were loving it...